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post #53911 of 57335
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

Yes, they've always been rolled sub-optimally IMO.

I never have trouble finishing a full bowl or burrito. The portions are rather generous but they're tasty. Plus, leftover chipotle sounds pretty gross. Gotta be fresh.

Well no offense, but you also had jalapeño chicken fries from BK. I would have died, seriously. If I'm super hungry then sure I can mow one down, but my average hunger is not that substantial. Plus I always ask for like 2/3 the amount of rice… it's too ridiculous the amount of rice they usually add.
post #53912 of 57335
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

We got a guy at work who's just like HRoi loves to make double entendres. But the thing is he's a man of devout faith and so he won't venture into sexual double entendres prefers to focus on minor sins. Just this morning a guy was saying "I hope you can get extra meat wit dat Chipoltee free brido!!!" And our office HRoi said "Careful there Greg or you'll get *an extra meeting* with the Lord explain why you were not satisfied with the bounty he han provided hehehe!"
I feel like every office should have an office HRoi. I would suggest this for my own office, but, well....they already have me
post #53913 of 57335
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post


Yes, they've always been rolled sub-optimally IMO.

I never have trouble finishing a full bowl or burrito. The portions are rather generous but they're tasty. Plus, leftover chipotle sounds pretty gross. Gotta be fresh.


+1 often i have leftovers and sometimes i look down and somehow the burrito has completely disappeared. with guac forget it looks revolting the next day. maybe if i take my glasses off tho.

 

all moot now tho. i won't eat chipotle no more.

post #53914 of 57335
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I feel like every office should have an office HRoi. I would suggest this for my own office, but, well....they already have me

Do you act in real life like how you act on here?

post #53915 of 57335

A steak burrito with guac has 1300 calories

post #53916 of 57335
I've this wealthy stoner friend that once drove 2 hours to the nearest Chipotle in Miami, where he spent over $250 to get a month's worth of burritos. On the drive back he got pulled over and arrested for drunk driving. Apparently he kept pleading with the officer to let him bring the burritos with him, but he was denied.
post #53917 of 57335
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Originally Posted by venividivicibj View Post

Do you act in real life like how you act on here?
Sure. A couple of layers of filters laid on...but for the most part yes. But only the people I'm friends with outside of work get the full treatment 💦🍆
post #53918 of 57335
Let me tell you all a fact of truth St. Louis loves the Red Rocker Sammy Hagar it's very strange. He is always on the KSHE radio station singing dat songs.
post #53919 of 57335
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

So what you're saying is, it's greater in Decatur?

There's a suburb in Atlanta called Decatur where they say everything's greater in... They also call it Dickhater because there's a lotta lesbians.
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A steak burrito with guac has 1300 calories

That's... actually what I got today.
post #53920 of 57335
This will make you both LOL and ask WTF?

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/plumber-charged-with-mischief-after-allegedly-stripping-naked-in-customer-s-home-1.3443633
post #53921 of 57335
I can't believe that nobody has yet pointed out that when you eat at Chipotle you're going to get the bowl sooner or later.

Or, as Yakov Smirnoffales might say, "at Chipotle bowl gets you!".
post #53922 of 57335
People go on and on about how they get the shits and whatnot from Chipotle.

That has never ever happened to me or anyone I know. With how widely this lore of modern times is shared, I'd expect to know someone who endured dat diarrhea.

Nada.
post #53923 of 57335

i know a guy who took a chipotle dump and then his phone jumped out of his pocket into the bowl. why would anyone lie about such a thing i ask?

post #53924 of 57335
I keep telling you guys - no one will get the diarreheas from chipotle if everyone would stop adding that guacamole shit
post #53925 of 57335
I always just assume that people who complain about stuff like that have terrible diets.

The size of the burrito, combined with the abundance of fiber (my standard burrito has almost 30g of fiber...a Big Mac has 3) is going to induce some digestive changes in someone who eats like shit.
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