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post #52846 of 57457
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Originally Posted by MrGimpy View Post

But asphalt comes from petroleum, a fossil fuel. So it's literally made of dead animals.

Is there a time cut-off at play in the definition of veganism? If so, I'm also vegan in that I only consume things that died at some point in the past.

Asphalt is like a blood pudding made from dinosaur blood.
post #52847 of 57457
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Originally Posted by MrGimpy View Post

But asphalt comes from petroleum, a fossil fuel. So it's literally made of dead animals.

Is there a time cut-off at play in the definition of veganism? If so, I'm also vegan in that I only consume things that died at some point in the past.


Well shit, brah. Then is air vegan since that contains trace amounts of co2 that were exhaled by dead animals?
post #52848 of 57457
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Originally Posted by Harold falcon View Post

Well shit, brah. Then is air vegan since that contains trace amounts of co2 that were exhaled by dead animals?

I certainly hope not, if only for what that means for vegans.
post #52849 of 57457
Let's extend this further. Even if you could wear a gas mask to filter out animal co2 and such, when you're a baby and suckle your mommy's breasts then you're consuming an animal product and are not vegan, right? Hell, the formation of the zygote from ovum and sperm is just the use of animal products from two separate animals. Zygotes are the Turduckens of the vegan world.
post #52850 of 57457
Well, you guys could definitely never be vegan unless you ceased your regular semen consumption (unlikely, amirite!)
post #52851 of 57457
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

Well, you guys could definitely never be vegan unless you ceased your regular semen consumption (unlikely, amirite!)


That's a fair point.
post #52852 of 57457
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Originally Posted by MrG View Post

ALL DUDES WHO LIKE TO DRESS WELL LIKE COCK, WHICH MAKES THEM LESS MANLY, AND I AM THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO DROP THIS HILARIOUS BIT OF HOMOPHOBIC OBSERVATIONAL HUMOR ON SF.

LOLOLOLOLOL
We'll you dress poorly which is probably why you're married to a woman #SFBurns
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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post

they'll get you one day. And you'll be that guy who doesn't want to look like a cheap asshole at the register.

Remind me to tell you how I missed out on a 150000 Picasso. For $100.
post #52853 of 57457
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Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post


Remind me to tell you how I missed out on a 150000 Picasso. For $100.

brodeetz!

post #52854 of 57457
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Originally Posted by Harold falcon View Post

Zygotes are the Turduckens of the vegan world.


This deserved more appreciation than it got.
post #52855 of 57457

brought to mind fetal resorption ("vanishing twin") :confused: ...a turturduckenducken...

post #52856 of 57457
People who make sausages and hate their job must say "this job is the wurst."
post #52857 of 57457
I'll just skip over Ed's comedy corpse...

Half-hungover, half-coming down with a cold. Turned on the Maury Povich show. Topic today - "I can't make a baby with that birth defect... I'm not the dad!" This is the greatest thing i've ever seen.

Reminds me that I did go and see the Springer show in Chi-town back pre-millennium. Topic was "My son/daughter is a racist!" Lots of fights and stuff. Pretty much scripted back then.

But this Maury show is completely legit, I believe these people 100%.
post #52858 of 57457
DeShawn...
Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
IS THE FATHER!!!
post #52859 of 57457
Joe is the next putative father. Stephanie, the biological mother, has an infant daughter with a cleft lip. She claims she wasn't with anyone else but Joe at the time, since she and her husband John were separated, but they are back together now. Joe says he can't be the father because his sperm is powerful and there's no history of birth defects in his family. Vikki, Joe's new girlfriend, has a big problem with Stephanie's lying whore ways and believes she was fucking around for years on both Joe and John.

Test results upcoming.
post #52860 of 57457
Joe can't be the father because he has like 6 other kids and none of them have cleft lips.
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