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I thought it would be a better fit in BC&E, although I wouldn't blame the Baire if he forgot that forum existed.

Entrapment 101 sounds like a class that Chris Hansen should teach
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Originally Posted by BillinFool View Post

As the owner of a highly successful provel manufacturing facility, I consider myself a subPrime example of the great American entrapmanure. One simply needs to take a cursory look at my buisness' balance sheet.

You will see my strict adherence to the classical Assets + Liabilities = Shareholder Equity formla that I am maximizing returns for my shareholders. One of my tricks so to speak is to take on massive loans and with interest rates higher than anyone else can get (so high that my balance increases in size much faster over the years without me having to do a thing!) due to what my creditors call subPrime rating -- ain't no one else round these parts getting rating with the word Prime in it that's for sure no two ways about it.

Anyways, if y'all interested in starting your own buisness come take my class on Entrapment 101 and I will teach you critical buisness principals.

I'll let you in on a little secret: If you want Prime rating, you're going to need a little bit of cash to "grease the wheel" so to speak.

The agency known as Amazon will immediately upgrade you if you just slip them $99 a year.
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I think the Fool might want something greased, but it won't take cash to get it done
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I think the Fool might want something greased, but it won't take cash to get it done

Provel?
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Watching the plebs board as I sip my adult beverage. #firstclasslyfe #hashtag #instagram #poppinbottles
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I found out that Sinterklaas will be visiting my work on Friday. Too bad I am on paternity leave.
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Watching the plebs board as I sip my adult beverage. #firstclasslyfe #hashtag #instagram #poppinbottles

 

$100 well spent.

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I found out that Sinterklaas will be visiting my work on Friday. Too bad I am on paternity leave.

Will Zwarte Piet be there as well?
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There were threats of employees ending up in Spain.
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starting to hear moar Crimmus musics and jingles on the telebision to where I am in condition of cheer 😊
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I had a customer come in the other day says "Could you prepare a chili where you put it in a hamburger bun? When I was a boy my mother always prepared a dish like that. We called it mangwich." I prepared the meal just as the customer requested and it was such a big hit that I decided to put it on the menu as a regular menu item. Since then it's been selling like hotcakes. Perhaps it's time to update the old saying: selling like mangwiches! :rotflmao:

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A sanguich is a sanguich but a Manguich is a banquet.
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My mood is very much dependent on the presence or absence of sunlight. If it's cloudy for a couple of days, my mood suffers like nobody's business. But I think I solved the problem. I'm not sure if this is even legal, but I took part of the sun and put it inside my own mente. Now it's there for me whenever I need it and I don't have to just hope that the sun comes out from behind the clouds because it is in my mente, where there are no clouds.
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Watching the plebs board as I sip my adult beverage. #firstclasslyfe #hashtag #instagram #poppinbottles

This reminds me it's probably time for a RKoI update.
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Originally Posted by brokencycle View Post

$100 well spent.

Well spent indeed. The GF was super surprised and excited by it. She flew out a day before me, and managed not to figure it out until she was standing in the aisle, looking back and forth between her phone boarding pass and the seat in disbelief.

Thought it was a little strange that she didn't get charged for a checked bag, and didn't quite understand what "Boarding Group: PREM" meant, but nothing actually said "First" and it was a very early flight so she had no idea.
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