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Did you put the yogurt in your chili?
post #52787 of 58426
I squeezed some of my yogurt out into his chili once, I can't lie
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Originally Posted by Kid Nickels View Post


Whoever this dude is he's completely fool of shit.

 

I used my very first post at Styleforum to share my joy at winning a prestigious chili cookoff and along comes a "negative Nellie" to denigrate my accomplishments, deeming me to be "fool of [feces]". Hey what kind of website is this anyways?

 

On the other hand, thanks to the nine Styleforum posters who "upvoted" my inaugural post! It puts a warm feeling into my heart, sort of like the feeling I get from a good bowl of chili. 

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Could you share your recipe with us? I imagine beans play a large part?
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Originally Posted by ChiliinFool View Post

I used my very first post at Styleforum to share my joy at winning a prestigious chili cookoff and along comes a "negative Nellie" to denigrate my accomplishments, deeming me to be "fool of [feces]". Hey what kind of website is this anyways?

On the other hand, thanks to the nine Styleforum posters who "upvoted" my inaugural post! It puts a warm feeling into my heart, sort of like the feeling I get from a good bowl of chili. 
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I don't want to give away too much since I make my living at chili. (I operate a restaurant called The Chili Chack.) I will say that refried beans are the key, though.

post #52791 of 58426
you're both right actually. you get a warm feeling from a bowl of chili, but it comes from the involuntary bowel movement soiling your pants
post #52792 of 58426

Aren't most award-winning chili recipes posted online?

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Hey y'all I'll tell you what I just patronized The Chilli Chack and went for the Chilli Chack Cholula Choo Chee Chow Chomp and by goodness gracious it was straight out of flavor town.
post #52794 of 58426
Do you sell cunnies at the chilli chack? I have to assume if you have award winning Cincinnati Style Chilli you also sell cunnies.
post #52795 of 58426
Can we please not ban our latest socks

Highly entertaining
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As the owner of a highly successful provel manufacturing facility, I consider myself a subPrime example of the great American entrapmanure. One simply needs to take a cursory look at my buisness' balance sheet.

You will see my strict adherence to the classical Assets + Liabilities = Shareholder Equity formla that I am maximizing returns for my shareholders. One of my tricks so to speak is to take on massive loans and with interest rates higher than anyone else can get (so high that my balance increases in size much faster over the years without me having to do a thing!) due to what my creditors call subPrime rating -- ain't no one else round these parts getting rating with the word Prime in it that's for sure no two ways about it.

Anyways, if y'all interested in starting your own buisness come take my class on Entrapment 101 and I will teach you critical buisness principals.
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Originally Posted by BillinFool View Post

As the owner of a highly successful provel manufacturing facility, I consider myself a subPrime example of the great American entrapmanure. One simply needs to take a cursory look at my buisness' balance sheet.

You will see my strict adherence to the classical Assets + Liabilities = Shareholder Equity formla that I am maximizing returns for my shareholders. One of my tricks so to speak is to take on massive loans and with interest rates higher than anyone else can get (so high that my balance increases in size much faster over the years without me having to do a thing!) due to what my creditors call subPrime rating -- ain't no one else round these parts getting rating with the word Prime in it that's for sure no two ways about it.

Anyways, if y'all interested in starting your own buisness come take my class on Entrapment 101 and I will teach you critical buisness principals.

CE this shit.
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

CE this shit.

Dear sir please do not refer to my buisness wisdom as "shit."

What is "shit" are your manners aint no two ways about it your mama didn't implant good manners in that noggin of yours.
post #52799 of 58426
CE your wisdumb.
post #52800 of 58426
Badmannersbaire 😂
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