Spent the afternoon at the Church Kitchen giving out food to the poorz. Upside? Free dinner, bitches! I had a fine meal of overcooked turkey and lumpy potatoes talking with my new friends Steven* and The Midnight Rider who both support candidate Trump. Sadly, Steven has an active bench warrant for unpaid child support so he won't be able to vote.
*Not his real name. Although, it might be his real name because I'm pretty sure the name he gave was fake.