Noisy fuckers these Clogg wearers.
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i couldn't sleep last night cause a mosquito got into the room and i have very sweet blood...
This morning i had like 6 bites on my shoulders (and knees (!))
So this morning/last night as I'm sitting in the living room writing off the coming day, my wife comes out of the bedroom, topless, with a smashed mosquito on the bottom of a sandal held in her hand, bragging that she had avenged me. love that woman.
Not being a whisky drinker herself, she asked me if Johnnie Walker Blue was any good and if I wanted it. Love that woman. (She was wearing a top at all times in this story, though.)
Did one of them happen to be a lion, bear, and tiger, together in that order?
Another way I've found to improve the quality of my Subway sandwiches is to look up from my phone while the Sandwich Artist sprinkles on the vegetables and make corrections in real time through vocalization.