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Hiram Walker's still uses swans as night time guard animals at their warehouse facility outside of Windsor, Ontario. True story.
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Something really needs to be done about the social justice geese problem around here...

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Originally Posted by ethanm View Post

Something really needs to be done about the social justice geese problem around here...

Typical privilege-driven response. Any right-thinking person recognizes that it's a gander problem.
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Y'all caucasoids ain't got nothin' to worry about with all dem privilijus y'all were bestowed with smh.
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You've never walked a mile in the shoes of a Dutchman that's for sure (wooden shoes).
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Nor have you ever walked in the shoes of a person with foot of binded status (lotus feet).
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Hiram Walker's still uses swans as night time guard animals at their warehouse facility outside of Windsor, Ontario. True story.

This reminds me of an idea I had for a security company. Recognizing that venomous snakes are dangerous but generally reclusive, I planned to staff my company with swan-kin rattlesnakes.

I had to abandon the idea when I was unable to locate suitable candidates. My search led me to feather-kin forums, but most of the people who contacted me were snake-kin humans who thought they were swans. Since snake-kin humans are not as intimidating as swan-kin snakes, I had to reject their applications and they threatened me with lawsuits for discrimination so I bundled the company into my software consultancy and sold it to a PE firm.
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Y'all bunheads needs to visit nearest Bell of Taco locale and purchuss dat Steak n Tater Boss Wrap for dat scrumptious consumption.
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This runaway blimp situation is fantastic. It's almost as good as the llama chase! 

 

Pio, can you give us some insight into why this blimp might want to defect to Canadia? 

 

EDIT: it fell down in Bloomsburg, PA. Nothing to see here folks :(

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Originally Posted by ethanm View Post

This runaway blimp situation is fantastic. It's almost as good as the llama chase! 

Pio, can you give us some insight into why this blimp might want to defect to Canadia? 

EDIT: it fell down in Bloomsburg, PA. Nothing to see here folks frown.gif

We're not really into the fat-shaming culture up here and we have delicious poutine. I can see those aspects of Canadian life factoring into the blimp's decision.

EDIT: Apparently this story concerns a literal blimp.
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Blimpbaire
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Originally Posted by ethanm View Post

Pio, can you give us some insight into why this blimp might want to defect to Canadia? 

The restrictive gun laws?
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

Blimpbaire

This is what pathological fixation on a person looks like.
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post


The restrictive gun laws?

wrong thread

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wrong thread

Correct poster to address that to though.
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The restrictive gun laws?
This is what pathological fixation on a person looks like.

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