Fun letter I got just now from an industry member. Certain names and identifying info edited out. Just an amusing read:
Quote:
Dear Company,
We recently received reports about sending email to a former collaborator to which it was our intention temporarily entrust the management of sales to engage in the development of our company by opening new branches in the world.
Confident that you will not have given weight to the content we believe must still specify the following:
"¢ Mr. [REDACTED] declared as experienced sales and marketing was do a stage as sales collaborator for a period of three month.
"¢ In three months he hasn't reached any agreed results but unlike several customers were complained of his way of doing things called little professional.
"¢ Respect for our customers and the interests of our company we then complete the trial period and decided not to consider Mr. [REDACTED] part of our Company.
"¢ Our decision has been due because during these three months Mr. [REDACTED] expressed their problems personal and behavior not suitable to work with us, in addition to more interests of labour to other companies.
"¢ We are perplexed but not amazed of his behaviour on which we are abstaining give a judgment leaving you each assessment.
We apologize for this sad story feel marginal and trifling and seize this opportunity to inform you that our Company in order to give you a better service and more attentive to your needs has opened its branch in EUROPE, [REDACTED] country in the city of [REDACTED].
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Pending enrich on the occasion of the inauguration of the new ns headquarters planned for the coming months, we extend cordial greetings.
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