More making me laugh than happy...just got back from the grocery store. This hugely fat woman, about 40 years old and around 350-400#, fat just spilling out everywhere from her shorts and tanktop-like shirt, is wheeling around at warp speed on her personal little scooter...while talking on the cell phone. Stupid bint was too busy yacking on her cell phone and drove right into an endcap of some sort of canned good knocking everything all over the place. This after I watched her nearly running into a little old couple that were frail but out there pushing their own cart. The only thing that could have made it better is if the endcap had been something really breakable, like stemware or something in jars.