Here's a new thing I'm going to start doing: I am going to complain in a self-righteous tone about how a certain group of people is treated unfairly in some respect. The thing is, though, that the thing I'm complaining about will hardly ever have actually happened in real life. But when people try to point that out to me, I will "turn the tables" and accuse them of not being able to see it because of their privilege. I will then use their privilege-blindness as a reason to believe the problem was even worse than I'd imagined. That will help give me a feeling of moral superiority.