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Edited by Biscotti - 7/6/14 at 8:19am
post #43247 of 44835
Bring that guy to NY with you.
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Originally Posted by Biscotti View Post

I met the craziest motherfucker today at work. Within five minutes of meeting him, he pulls out his phone and shows me nudes of his "old lady" and tells me "that ain't spit on them melons". He then calls me a pussy, puts both engines on full throttle with the boat going towards the middle of the river and begins prancing around the wheelhouse making gay gestures with his hands screaming, "Fuck you blue water boys, fuck you! You fucking pussies! You fucking preppy ass, mother fucking pretty boys!" He also offered to bring me a box full of unopened pocket pussies, gave me advice on picking up pill whores and waved at me multiple times with a jacking off gesture.

I see you've had the pleasure of meeting why in person.
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Originally Posted by Bhowie View Post

Honestly, you live in Korea the market there is much different. I know a little about the on premise in Japan, not about off premise. Someone might have needed to make a number on that SKU so they dumped it cheaper and the retailer is reflecting that price.


Guess who got a call from William Grant today......

dude i hope you get to work for them. you can hook me up with some great scotches
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I think on Styleforum website you are supposed to write "scotchs."
post #43251 of 44835
Scootchs.
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I was voted fifth most beloved poster yesterday on "Styleforum Stastistics" with 23 votes. I don't think I'll be able to break into the upper echelon of beloved, though.
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Finally bought myself a bike (spent more than I was hoping to but whatever)!

Now I won't have to drive myself absurdly short distances (relatively, speaking) and get 7 MPG.

Success!
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I have never managed to beloved myself 23 times in a single day
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I did 17 times once back in the day.
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I have never managed to beloved myself 23 times in a single day

Looks like you deconstructed my post hehehe!
post #43257 of 44835
Lost 8 pounds.
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Beware the perils of the evil that is Javascript (circa 1999):
http://www.nytimes.com/1999/10/07/technology/trapped-in-the-web-without-an-exit.html
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In my dream last night I invented a portmanteau word it was "larcenal." It is a stock of stolen firearms. I thought that was a pretty good invention for a man what was sleeping.
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Not your best work.
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