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post #41926 of 45352
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Originally Posted by indesertum View Post

I want to commission a large drawing someday

Are you asking me for a dickture?
post #41927 of 45352
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Are you asking me for a dickture?

Only for $25.

Else, I walk.
post #41928 of 45352
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Are you asking me for a dickture?

im not a fan of other people's balls much less old wrinkly ones
post #41929 of 45352
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Originally Posted by indesertum View Post

im not a fan of other people's balls much less old wrinkly ones

WTF? Scrotums are born wrinkly.
post #41930 of 45352
Great effing day at work today!!!!
post #41931 of 45352
Went to sex shop on a date tonight, and this guy comes up and offers $500 to us if we fucked and let him watch. We declined. Great date though (amazing really), too bad she leaves for Dubai in several days.
post #41932 of 45352
Sorry about that, maybe I just misread your signals. I was just trying to help you score.
post #41933 of 45352
As long as the person isn't taping in ok with viewers watching me bust a nut.
post #41934 of 45352
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

As long as the person isn't taping in ok with viewers watching me bust a nut.

i don't know if acid can corroborate, but in old world mexi-asian tradition, when you procure the services of professional sechs worker and your friends can't afford such luxuries, you are indebted to let the amigos watch your sech-si-time.
post #41935 of 45352
That's really weird
post #41936 of 45352
making me happy: Just booked a waterside cottage in Maine for two separate weeks this summer.

in the past the family would rent a whole house and it was a blast, but then it was only my wife and I that would go up there and a cottage and extra rooms seemed like a waste so we'd just say at nice hotels, but now we're doing a cottage again - I want to cook my own food, just hang out, bring the bikes, let the dogs run around, and relax again like the old days.
Edited by LawrenceMD - 4/20/14 at 9:36am
post #41937 of 45352
Brought two 1 gallon jugs to my local Mexican grocer and slapped them on the food counter station.

"Fill 'er up with dat horchata, por favor!" I said.

smile.gif

Edit. I should probably just make my own at this point but I'm too accustomed to this local horchata's flavor profile. Lols.
post #41938 of 45352
Awesome Easter brunch with family and staff kept up endless Champs on the house. smile.gif

Now to take a nap in my favorite chair that sits next to a large window that opens up onto an undisturbed nature area and let the breeze waft in.
post #41939 of 45352
I hate holidays...
post #41940 of 45352
Today is a holiday?
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