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post #40981 of 45521
the condom wasn't used to protect the rapists, it was used to protect the victim
post #40982 of 45521
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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post

the condom wasn't used to protect the rapists, it was used to protect the victim

Alleged rapists. And that's very thoughtful of them.
post #40983 of 45521
oh yeah. 'alleged'... my apologies.
post #40984 of 45521
Gives new meaning to the term "sloppy seconds". Harv you will be a god among lawyers if you can work those words into your opening arguments
post #40985 of 45521
Or maybe they were thinking they could hide their DNA but didn't have an extra condom
post #40986 of 45521
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

Gentlemen, some of you are at least partially educated. Perhaps you can explain the riddle of this:
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Yeah, that's right. At least two, possibly three alleged rapists reused the same condom.



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No, I'm not kidding.



this is like the time when I was a ringer for my friend's softball team only when I showed up the team was composed of all gay men playing against their all gay manned heated softball rival.
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For some reason all the gay men on both teams were all right handed, and I didn't have my glove, so I did the ghetto move and wore the most worn out glove on my right hand and it was really wet and juicy inside.

Then I had homophobic thoughts: what if the guy that used this glove was giving a hand job last night? what if it was in the dugout right before the game? why is this glove so soft? Do they know I'm not gay?
post #40987 of 45521

Good it was reused, it's always such a shame to throw away one when I don't last long enough

post #40988 of 45521
Condoms are too damn expensive new. Why do you think they lock them up at the store? That's why people buy the cheaper used ones.
post #40989 of 45521
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Originally Posted by MrG View Post

Yup, Lexington, or at least nearby. My friend and his parents each live in the outlying cities.

Definitely had to grab some Ale 8. I brought a 12 pack back with me. Actually, it's more than an 11 pack, since I'd killed a can before I even hit the Tennessee state line. I love it so much that one of the bourbons I bought was purchased solely because when I tasted it it seemed like it would go well with a splash of Ale 8 (I was correct).

I'd only been up one other time, about 10 years ago, and it's a substantially different place than it was back then. It's definitely more corporate - much of it looks like nondescript suburbs - but I will say that they're doing some pretty cool stuff toward the core of Lexington. It's seeing the same sort of renaissance and new urbanism that a lot of places are.

Also, it's beautiful in the countryside up there. We did a lot of driving - Lexington --> Versailles --> Frankfort one day, Lexington --> Richmond another, both to see stuff like distilleries and just so he could show me around. It's really a pretty place. I wish I could have been there a few weeks later when everything was in bloom during spring.

Oh, and did you ever have breakfast at the track kitchen at Keeneland? My friend insisted we do it, and it was the best Southern breakfast I've had in a long, long time. Cheap, too. Five bucks got me eggs, biscuits and gravy, sausage, and the fantastic home fries. It was the perfect foundation on which to pour bourbon.

Damn it. Now I am hungry too. I was never at Keeneland for the food. In fact, given the insane amount of time I spent there, I do not recall ever eating a proper meal. Great place to see a horse race though. Met many trainers and jockeys there.

The area outside Lexington to the west where the horse farms is unbelievable. I sued to drive it in the spring and early summer to see the foals getting their bearings. Ahhhh Lex to Richmond... must have been on 25-- as there is nothing to see on 75. (Went to school in Richmond)
post #40990 of 45521
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

Gentlemen, some of you are at least partially educated. Perhaps you can explain the riddle of this:


  Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
Yeah, that's right. At least two, possibly three alleged rapists reused the same condom. Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
No, I'm not kidding.

 

Sweet lord, Harv.  You have some amazing clients.

post #40991 of 45521
I admire the fact that HB does pro bono(r) work for conne, Neo, and Piobaire.
post #40992 of 45521
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

Alaska is beautiful, don't miss the opportunity.

(in fairness they offer it every other year or so, so you wouldn't necessarily miss it).

It's a sign--tall-guy tents on sale today:
http://slickdeals.net/f/6793854-rei-quarter-dome-t2-plus-tent-50-off-158-73?
post #40993 of 45521
Fuck yeah. Just sold 2 draft lines into big downtown accounts. Cost me a total of 0 dollars.
post #40994 of 45521
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Originally Posted by Bhowie View Post

Fuck yeah. Just sold 2 draft lines into big downtown accounts. Cost me a total of 0 dollars.

Lol no one cares.
post #40995 of 45521
Someone just ordered a stella with a splash of sprite on the bottom.
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