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post #38521 of 46012
http://www.amazon.com/Taken-Pterodactyl-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JE00/ref=pd_sim_kstore_2
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Dianne is a shepherd, watching over flock of sheep. She is sworn to protect them against any predators– no matter the size. But when a flock of pterodactyls attack, Dianne has no choice but to use herself as bait to draw their attention away from her precious flock. One pterodactyl swoops in and picks her up, taking her to his nest. She fully expects to be eaten by the massive beast, but when it starts to peck her clothes away, leaving her naked, she begins to understand that the pterodactyl might have another, more deviant use for the young virgin. But can Dianne accommodate such a massive creature?

post #38522 of 46012
Harvey, are you implying that you're happy that Amazon has finally started to recommend novels you would actually read?

Fuck I'm poasting too much. Time 2 take a short break.
post #38523 of 46012
I would rape the shit outta a pterodactyl.

BTW, why couldn't you hear the pterodactyl using the bathroom?

The p is silent. Doi.
post #38524 of 46012
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

Harvey, are you implying that you're happy that Amazon has finally started to recommend novels you would actually read?

Fuck I'm poasting too much. Time 2 take a short break.

I have already downloaded the audiobook for my commute home this evening.
post #38525 of 46012
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

So what's the verdict? Fucked up to call your toddler daughter a little bitch?
Parents, chime in!

depends on how you are saying it. and, if a small child is truly a bitch all the time, id put that blame on the parents 99% of the time, not the kid.
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Originally Posted by Bhowie View Post

Louis CK has a good bit on this. Parents are people. They get frustrated. Sometimes kids are shitheads.

he has a good bit on everything. and yes, i agree with that assessment.
post #38526 of 46012
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Originally Posted by JustChris View Post

Lately, my two year old daughter has taken to running into whatever room I'm in and announcing, "Mommie is my favorite." I think she's trying to manipulate me into giving her stuff, because she's a scheming little bitch. It's not gonna work. I just answer, "Mommie is my favorite, too."

Take her toys away and tell her you earn more money than your wife and you're the one paying for her incredibly easy and enjoyable lifestyle..
post #38527 of 46012
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Originally Posted by Bhowie View Post

Louis CK has a good bit on this. Parents are people. They get frustrated. Sometimes kids are shitheads.

Jizanthapus!!
post #38528 of 46012
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

That's great, hunts. Did you have to change jobs or was this an overdue promotion kind of thing?

Overdue promotion is exactly it. And thanks.
post #38529 of 46012
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Originally Posted by Huntsman View Post

Overdue promotion is exactly it. And thanks.
Congrats, Hunts! cheers.gif
post #38530 of 46012
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Originally Posted by lasbar View Post

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Originally Posted by JustChris View Post

Lately, my two year old daughter has taken to running into whatever room I'm in and announcing, "Mommie is my favorite." I think she's trying to manipulate me into giving her stuff, because she's a scheming little bitch. It's not gonna work. I just answer, "Mommie is my favorite, too."

Take her toys away and tell her you earn more money than your wife and you're the one paying for her incredibly easy and enjoyable lifestyle..
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post #38532 of 46012
I read it biggrin.gif
post #38533 of 46012
what brilliant literature.
post #38534 of 46012
somehow this pterodactyl sex is a lot better than that video you posted with the miniature stallion and the human couple
post #38535 of 46012
Showed my GF that page and she said she was weirded out at how it actually had an effect on her.

I might have to write some of this Dino Porno myself.
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