Originally Posted by Connemara
A skanky old flame is coming over tonight.
I tried that last night. She put on FB that she'd had a bad day, and I thought, "Well, I know how I can put a huge smile on both of our faces." So I started texting her. Turns out her cousin (whom I'd once, while drunk at a party, tried to bang, despite the fact that she was there with another guy) had died in a car accident. I could have gone in for the kill, but I didn't because I'm a "good person." I'll just give it a few days.