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post #38221 of 47099
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post

That would end well.

Well for you, but he'd be befuddled as to why his mouth tasted like semen.
post #38222 of 47099
Who buys the beer?
post #38223 of 47099
Okay now that I have had my byrrh for the evening I am in condition of dwell. satisfied.gif
post #38224 of 47099
Why don't you grab a proper beer.
post #38225 of 47099
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

Mmm. Minute Maid.

Derogatory term for effeminate man.
post #38226 of 47099

I went out drinking last night and I got AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!

post #38227 of 47099
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Originally Posted by EMartNJ View Post

I went out drinking last night and I got AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!

Bareback riding is a dangerous sport, even for the white man. Just be careful in those men's room stalls.
post #38228 of 47099
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Originally Posted by EMartNJ View Post

I went out drinking last night and I got AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!

Been a while since I have had AIDS (After Intense Drinking Shits), but I can assure you that despite what you learn on Twitter, white people are susceptible.
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post #38230 of 47099
3 bottles of wine.
post #38231 of 47099
My apartment is in such a fine state of cleanse that a field trip of children tried to gain entry today (thought it was a museum).
post #38232 of 47099
If only it weren't Christmas break, l'Inc, you could make a killing with an "admission by donation" box.
post #38233 of 47099
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

My apartment is in such a fine state of cleanse that a field trip of children tried to gain entry today (thought it was a museum).

Perhaps you could clean my apartment while sporting a maid outfit?
post #38234 of 47099
Whoa, Jiminy Crickets Conne!
post #38235 of 47099
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post

Perhaps you could clean my apartment while sporting a maid outfit?

Have you checked backpage.com? probs have what you want.
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