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Acid - Thanks. I guess I plan on quitting. Or at least giving it the old college try. I dont really want to, thats the problem. I just know I need to. Good luck to you, mayne.
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post

A skanky old flame is coming over tonight. bigstar[1].gif

I tried that last night. She put on FB that she'd had a bad day, and I thought, "Well, I know how I can put a huge smile on both of our faces." So I started texting her. Turns out her cousin (whom I'd once, while drunk at a party, tried to bang, despite the fact that she was there with another guy) had died in a car accident. I could have gone in for the kill, but I didn't because I'm a "good person." I'll just give it a few days.
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That would end well.

Well for you, but he'd be befuddled as to why his mouth tasted like semen.
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Who buys the beer?
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Okay now that I have had my byrrh for the evening I am in condition of dwell. satisfied.gif
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Why don't you grab a proper beer.
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

Mmm. Minute Maid.

Derogatory term for effeminate man.
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I went out drinking last night and I got AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!

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I went out drinking last night and I got AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!

Bareback riding is a dangerous sport, even for the white man. Just be careful in those men's room stalls.
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Originally Posted by EMartNJ View Post

I went out drinking last night and I got AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!

Been a while since I have had AIDS (After Intense Drinking Shits), but I can assure you that despite what you learn on Twitter, white people are susceptible.
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post #38232 of 43870
3 bottles of wine.
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My apartment is in such a fine state of cleanse that a field trip of children tried to gain entry today (thought it was a museum).
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If only it weren't Christmas break, l'Inc, you could make a killing with an "admission by donation" box.
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My apartment is in such a fine state of cleanse that a field trip of children tried to gain entry today (thought it was a museum).

Perhaps you could clean my apartment while sporting a maid outfit?
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