Originally Posted by StephenHero
The neighbors across the street went balls-to-the-wall on tacky Christmas lights and it's just perfect. The lights (colored, obviously) just kind of sag gracelessly all down their rails and border their windows imprecisely. There's even a shitty, rectally-illuminated plastic santa surrounded by shitty plastic garland. I gotta send them some fruit or something.
Stop being such a grinch you grumpy bastard!
There is much to be thankful for -- happy Thanksgiving, all!