If I let my syphilkis get really bad can you fix my brain?
things that are making you happy - Page 2479
Today at Subway, the "sandwich artist" asked "Are you on your way home so you can watch the Dr. Who marathon?" I was basically like "I don't know what the hell you are even talking about," but I was only like that on the inside (didn't show it). Then the "sandwich artist" got on a roll about oh man Sherlock Holmes was supposed to start too but now it's delayed because of course Watson is Bilbo so they had to wait till he was done being Bilbo. On the inside I'm still like "I wonder what the hell this guy is talking about?" But what the heck, he seemed happy so I'm happy for him (last thing you want is an unhappy "sandwich artist" don't know what you'll get!).
He's never even seen Breaking Bad. I nearly cried when he told me that.
I am not sure if that is good or bad. The Rams have really never been the same since they were the greatest show on turf.
Ordered a red eye on the way to work, and the impatient lady behind me ordered a caramel brûlée latte w/ an extra pump of syrup, then grabbed my drink when it came up because she was on her phone talking loudly and not paying attention. She jumped in her car and took off before having her first sip, but I feel pretty confident she was not going to enjoy it. And I just had them remake my red eye.
The only thing that is worse are the people who stand there, listen, and still have to paw at every drink as if they lacked opposable thumbs...., looking to see if it is theirs (it is almost always a woman). I can't understand how Manesh's Grande Four Shot Americano could be confused with your Half Caf Skinny peppermint mocha with two pumps of vanilla.
Way to make us all jealous. Wind chill was 5 degrees when I left for work this morning.
What a cis male scum thing to say.
My cousin - who, by the way is 6" 8" and over 300 pounds - used to order a venti coffee with six shots. He called it a racehorse. His doctor put a stop to that.
I never got one (not a real man?) They issued us energy drinks for free so I wasn't about to pay for coffee. It was also 120+ in the summer so coffee wasn't very appealing.
A humid 81 here.
Driving back to our place along the insanely potholed jungle road in our vintage '70s jeep we came across a large water truck stuck in the mud with six stranded guys. The leftette was driving so she backed up and tied a rope to the bumper of the truck. The guys jumped in the back of the jeep for weight and she flipped over into 4WD and pulled it out.
My wife is making me happy.