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post #37081 of 44841
I lost my shirt and beltaat last nite
post #37082 of 44841
When she turns that blue IRS a universal truth she ain't gonna fucj agin
post #37083 of 44841
I'm sleeping in church tonite
post #37084 of 44841
i think harvey just might have found a new client
post #37085 of 44841
LOL
post #37086 of 44841
Real talk though. It's pretty amazing that right now I am sitting on a pew in one of the oldest churches in Louisville, and I'm drinking 137 proof bourbon. It's beautiful, oh yeah I'm also listening to the Last Tango in Paris soundtrack. 155 year old building all to myself so that I can sulk. I am a jackass, an asshole and a motherfucker. Iv'e smoked four packs of cigarettes today, and I've dropped $1500 on myself in 36 hours. I need a brain transplant....I ain't shore what I need. But, I've always been a whore thorugh college, and that is my problem I rhink. I've rarely had two dates, more rare anythin other than that--Ive had 30 sexual partners in college. and fuck. I dunno man, maybe I passd the threshold, I took a gal on like four-five dates, and well maybe I don't know what to do whenI actucaly enjoy someone's compamy. Yeah it was stupid to take her to a giant gay party and dumb to squaredance with her at a gay bar. If she said marry me, I would've said yes. I know that is fucking retarded, and I get that. But
post #37087 of 44841
im so tired
post #37088 of 44841
Epic bender. Hope you don't wake up in a couple hours with something or someone stuffed in your ass
post #37089 of 44841
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

i think harvey just might have found a new client drinking buddy

FTFY
post #37090 of 44841
I approve of this drunken debauchery.
post #37091 of 44841
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Originally Posted by Biscotti View Post

I lost my shirt and beltaat last nite

Sounds like you also lost your cherry (of the butt).
post #37092 of 44841
5 * threak. would read again.
post #37093 of 44841
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Originally Posted by Biscotti View Post

I'm at. Church confessing my sibs. Its bad when u wake up naked....ughhhhhh I should stick with the surgeons

I wake up naked every morning.

There. Now you have an image you can't get out of your head.
post #37094 of 44841
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

no sir. we like to make the babies.

Yes you do. (And ADORABLE ones, to boot!)
post #37095 of 44841
I want to hang out with Boscotti, just so I can watch.
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