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Are you going to gift her with the use of little L'inc (your penis)?
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No I do not think that is in the cards (likely to happen).
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Best is to go to bed at the regular time and while your SO is getting ready for bed (why does it take a woman 45 fucking minutes to get "ready for bed"?) And just keep burning farts under the covers.

Then when she finally comes to bed 3 hours later, pretend to be asleep. Try to stifle laughter as she pulls the blanket back and passes out.
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post

Best is to go to bed at the regular time and while your SO is getting ready for bed (why does it take a woman 45 fucking minutes to get "ready for bed"?) And just keep burning farts under the covers.

Then when she finally comes to bed 3 hours later, pretend to be asleep. Try to stifle laughter as she pulls the blanket back and passes out.

remind me to never get into a bed with you
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I am lol'ing.

the people that try to take that discreet (but actually super obvious) precautionary whiff are the funniest.
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It is 1:08 in the AM and I just ate a banana with peanut butter. I have a feeling I am not going to feel well in the morning getting up to go to work with little sleep and a peanut buttered banana floating inside me. Fuck me.
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At least I am about to crawl into bed with my boo.
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I am eating a bowl of Fruity Pebbles before bed. I think it will redound to my benefit.
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Starting tomorrow I'm going to experiment with a new style of interpersonal relations. I'm going to act like a real jerk ("your shirt is ugly should burn it" and suchlike). When people get on my case for rudeness, I will say "You are a bigot. You must needs learn respect for my lifeways!" (anthropology concept). It's basically a trap, where I lure them into insulting me and then I "turn the tables." (Will not do this on Styleforum website.)
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the road rash on my knee and shin aren't oozing anymore, and my pinky finger with subungual hematoma is slowly getting better... there might be a chance I'm gonna be back on my bike this weekend! icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif
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At least I am about to crawl into bed with my boo.

Awww. Before you know it you'll be married with 3 little pBOOTHs.
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

It is 1:08 in the AM and I just ate a banana with peanut butter. I have a feeling I am not going to feel well in the morning getting up to go to work with little sleep and a peanut buttered banana floating inside me. Fuck me.

what time did you get up today?
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Awww. Before you know it you'll be married with 3 little pBOOTHs.

the visual imagery is staggering.
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post

Awww. Before you know it you'll be married with 3 little pBOOTHs.

Eat shit.
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what time did you get up today?

I got up later than usual. 7am.
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glad you slept in. hopefully the banana peanut butter had been digested.
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At least I am about to crawl into bed with my boo.

Name change suggestion - patrickBOOth
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