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Best is to go to bed at the regular time and while your SO is getting ready for bed (why does it take a woman 45 fucking minutes to get "ready for bed"?) And just keep burning farts under the covers.

Then when she finally comes to bed 3 hours later, pretend to be asleep. Try to stifle laughter as she pulls the blanket back and passes out.
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post

Best is to go to bed at the regular time and while your SO is getting ready for bed (why does it take a woman 45 fucking minutes to get "ready for bed"?) And just keep burning farts under the covers.

Then when she finally comes to bed 3 hours later, pretend to be asleep. Try to stifle laughter as she pulls the blanket back and passes out.

remind me to never get into a bed with you
post #36288 of 45987
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I am lol'ing.

the people that try to take that discreet (but actually super obvious) precautionary whiff are the funniest.
post #36289 of 45987
It is 1:08 in the AM and I just ate a banana with peanut butter. I have a feeling I am not going to feel well in the morning getting up to go to work with little sleep and a peanut buttered banana floating inside me. Fuck me.
post #36290 of 45987
At least I am about to crawl into bed with my boo.
post #36291 of 45987
I am eating a bowl of Fruity Pebbles before bed. I think it will redound to my benefit.
post #36292 of 45987
Starting tomorrow I'm going to experiment with a new style of interpersonal relations. I'm going to act like a real jerk ("your shirt is ugly should burn it" and suchlike). When people get on my case for rudeness, I will say "You are a bigot. You must needs learn respect for my lifeways!" (anthropology concept). It's basically a trap, where I lure them into insulting me and then I "turn the tables." (Will not do this on Styleforum website.)
post #36293 of 45987
the road rash on my knee and shin aren't oozing anymore, and my pinky finger with subungual hematoma is slowly getting better... there might be a chance I'm gonna be back on my bike this weekend! icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif
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At least I am about to crawl into bed with my boo.

Awww. Before you know it you'll be married with 3 little pBOOTHs.
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

It is 1:08 in the AM and I just ate a banana with peanut butter. I have a feeling I am not going to feel well in the morning getting up to go to work with little sleep and a peanut buttered banana floating inside me. Fuck me.

what time did you get up today?
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post

Awww. Before you know it you'll be married with 3 little pBOOTHs.

the visual imagery is staggering.
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post

Awww. Before you know it you'll be married with 3 little pBOOTHs.

Eat shit.
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what time did you get up today?

I got up later than usual. 7am.
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glad you slept in. hopefully the banana peanut butter had been digested.
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At least I am about to crawl into bed with my boo.

Name change suggestion - patrickBOOth
post #36299 of 45987
lol
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I just watched the 10 minute video I narrate/am in for an event on Saturday. My tie knot is fantastic and my ensemble looks marvelous. The wommenz shall swoon, and more importantly, get out their cheque books and make big donations for the cause I am backing.
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