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post #36271 of 42039
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Originally Posted by MrG View Post

Real talk: In the 14 years since we started dating and decade-plus that we've been married, I've never farted in front of my wife (at least not in such a way that made her aware it had happened).

unreal. you are missing out. and so is your wife for that matter. how do you expect do be truly respected without her knowing the full range of your power?
post #36272 of 42039
hard to argue for a better non-violent "dont. cross. me." out there.
post #36273 of 42039
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post
 
I'm sure you fart every night in your sleep. Depending on the position of the covers, you may be giving her a Dutch oven multiple times per night

Once I was letting loose so many in my sleep that my S.O. had to take shelter in the living room

 

It's fortunate that women do not have the internal fortitude to retaliate likewise

post #36274 of 42039
Just finished my second novel, which is called "The Man of Letters."
Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
There is a murderer on the loose. When he finishes his act of murder, he sews a letter onto the sweater of the victim. The police think the letters will spell out clues, and they are right…sort of. After the requisite number of murders, the sweaters spelled out "I sowed letters." The police thought he was a postmodern, self-referential murderer who didn't spell good. But how wrong they were! He actually did sow letters…in a local farmer's field! After a couple of months, the letters grew into vegetables, which revealed the truth.
post #36275 of 42039
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Just finished my second novel, which is called "The Man of Letters."
Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
There is a murderer on the loose. When he finishes his act of murder, he sews a letter onto the sweater of the victim. The police think the letters will spell out clues, and they are right…sort of. After the requisite number of murders, the sweaters spelled out "I sowed letters." The police thought he was a postmodern, self-referential murderer who didn't spell good. But how wrong they were! He actually did sow letters…in a local farmer's field! After a couple of months, the letters grew into vegetables, which revealed the truth.

Plagiarist! (Of me!)

I just got a $3 rebate check icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif
post #36276 of 42039
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Just finished my second novel, which is called "The Man of Letters."
Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
There is a murderer on the loose. When he finishes his act of murder, he sews a letter onto the sweater of the victim. The police think the letters will spell out clues, and they are right…sort of. After the requisite number of murders, the sweaters spelled out "I sowed letters." The police thought he was a postmodern, self-referential murderer who didn't spell good. But how wrong they were! He actually did sow letters…in a local farmer's field! After a couple of months, the letters grew into vegetables, which revealed the truth.

What would really make this fly off the book racks is if he was also a vampire.
post #36277 of 42039
That farted a lot in elevators
post #36278 of 42039
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Just finished my second novel, which is called "The Man of Letters."
Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
There is a murderer on the loose. When he finishes his act of murder, he sews a letter onto the sweater of the victim. The police think the letters will spell out clues, and they are right…sort of. After the requisite number of murders, the sweaters spelled out "I sowed letters." The police thought he was a postmodern, self-referential murderer who didn't spell good. But how wrong they were! He actually did sow letters…in a local farmer's field! After a couple of months, the letters grew into vegetables, which revealed the truth.

Add some talking cats and zombies and you'll have a hit on your hands.
post #36279 of 42039
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

That farted a lot in elevators

here you go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8gfp0r9KdE
post #36280 of 42039
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

What would really make this fly off the book racks is if he was also a vampire.

I am now reading (interspersed among other things I'm reading) a series of vampire novels (not one of the ones you've heard of). I started because they were written by a woman I went on a date with. The dating thing went nowhere but now I'm stuck finishing the damn series because I'm curious . . .
No characters have yet sown any letters, though.
post #36281 of 42039
Gome, Best 5 minutes of the day right there.
post #36282 of 42039
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Originally Posted by SkinnyGoomba View Post

Gome, Best 5 minutes of the day right there.

yeah, just check the guy's youtube channel. anything farting related and it's instant lost productivity.
post #36283 of 42039
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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post

here you go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8gfp0r9KdE

I am lol'ing.
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post #36285 of 42039
I hope he gets fired.
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