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hard to argue for a better non-violent "dont. cross. me." out there.
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post
 
I'm sure you fart every night in your sleep. Depending on the position of the covers, you may be giving her a Dutch oven multiple times per night

Once I was letting loose so many in my sleep that my S.O. had to take shelter in the living room

 

It's fortunate that women do not have the internal fortitude to retaliate likewise

post #36273 of 43834
Just finished my second novel, which is called "The Man of Letters."
Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
There is a murderer on the loose. When he finishes his act of murder, he sews a letter onto the sweater of the victim. The police think the letters will spell out clues, and they are right…sort of. After the requisite number of murders, the sweaters spelled out "I sowed letters." The police thought he was a postmodern, self-referential murderer who didn't spell good. But how wrong they were! He actually did sow letters…in a local farmer's field! After a couple of months, the letters grew into vegetables, which revealed the truth.
post #36274 of 43834
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Just finished my second novel, which is called "The Man of Letters."
Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
There is a murderer on the loose. When he finishes his act of murder, he sews a letter onto the sweater of the victim. The police think the letters will spell out clues, and they are right…sort of. After the requisite number of murders, the sweaters spelled out "I sowed letters." The police thought he was a postmodern, self-referential murderer who didn't spell good. But how wrong they were! He actually did sow letters…in a local farmer's field! After a couple of months, the letters grew into vegetables, which revealed the truth.

Plagiarist! (Of me!)

I just got a $3 rebate check icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Just finished my second novel, which is called "The Man of Letters."
Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
There is a murderer on the loose. When he finishes his act of murder, he sews a letter onto the sweater of the victim. The police think the letters will spell out clues, and they are right…sort of. After the requisite number of murders, the sweaters spelled out "I sowed letters." The police thought he was a postmodern, self-referential murderer who didn't spell good. But how wrong they were! He actually did sow letters…in a local farmer's field! After a couple of months, the letters grew into vegetables, which revealed the truth.

What would really make this fly off the book racks is if he was also a vampire.
post #36276 of 43834
That farted a lot in elevators
post #36277 of 43834
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Just finished my second novel, which is called "The Man of Letters."
Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
There is a murderer on the loose. When he finishes his act of murder, he sews a letter onto the sweater of the victim. The police think the letters will spell out clues, and they are right…sort of. After the requisite number of murders, the sweaters spelled out "I sowed letters." The police thought he was a postmodern, self-referential murderer who didn't spell good. But how wrong they were! He actually did sow letters…in a local farmer's field! After a couple of months, the letters grew into vegetables, which revealed the truth.

Add some talking cats and zombies and you'll have a hit on your hands.
post #36278 of 43834
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

That farted a lot in elevators

here you go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8gfp0r9KdE
post #36279 of 43834
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

What would really make this fly off the book racks is if he was also a vampire.

I am now reading (interspersed among other things I'm reading) a series of vampire novels (not one of the ones you've heard of). I started because they were written by a woman I went on a date with. The dating thing went nowhere but now I'm stuck finishing the damn series because I'm curious . . .
No characters have yet sown any letters, though.
post #36280 of 43834
Gome, Best 5 minutes of the day right there.
post #36281 of 43834
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Originally Posted by SkinnyGoomba View Post

Gome, Best 5 minutes of the day right there.

yeah, just check the guy's youtube channel. anything farting related and it's instant lost productivity.
post #36282 of 43834
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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post

here you go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8gfp0r9KdE

I am lol'ing.
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post #36284 of 43834
I hope he gets fired.
post #36285 of 43834
An ex-gf made a post on my Facebook wall of "Thank you for being awesome." She is a woman I've known for more than twenty years (really more like 35 or so because she used to babysit me at church true story), and I am very happy to have good relations with her again. (We broke up with angers a few years ago.)
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