He was the chemist behind BALCO and "the clear."
Got my background check today. For the pain in the ass getting to the police station was, the actual process was unbelievably simple and quick, especially for a scandinavian country.
I filled out the (half sheet) application, handed it to the dude, and he handed me back a few pieces of paper in danish, I asked if that was a receipt or what, he responds
"Ah, you did say you wanted a piece of paper saying you've committed no crime in Denmark, this is what I'm giving you."
Ten seconds to sink in.
"You mean I just fill out some paperwork and you hand me what I came for?"
"Yes, how do things like this work in Iceland?"
"They don't. Mange takk! Ha en godt dag!"
*skip down Vesterbrogade hugging random strangers while the forest critters sang*