Felt like I was witnessing real life Office Space just now.
I don't like eavesdropping on people's calls, but this man walks right into the "quiet zone" in the airport lounge and starts talking loudly on his cell phone.
Apparently he's in sales and is telling his mates that he believes the engineers are trying to take over and put them out of a job. But no, that will never happen because they need salesmen! Engineers can't relate to clients and understand their needs like the salespeople do!
This goes on for 20 minutes and as they are about to ring off he is asked a question about a client. After he answers, he's informed that the client is Danish, not from the Netherlands and he responds "hehehe, Denmark, Netherlands - it's all the same anyway. Who knows what the difference between the two is anyway!"
But I'm a people person, dammit!!