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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Bull shit wadn't my job to right those reports it was yours stop youre liable on Style Forum!

 

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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

jester - the dude is clearly just trying to intimidate and take advantage of you, like a stray animal that you mistakenly fed one time and keeps coming back, but not nearly as cute. you did the right thing to cut him off.

edit - if it really was l'inc, then he might even be as cute as a stray cat. in which case, the analogy is complete.

 

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Stop your liable "In Stitches" I ain't a cat Im a man, a man who another guy "mrjester" was suppose to wright that report!

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Took me some time to read L'inc's stuff. 

 

Did I mention, the guy looks exactly like Ron Jeremy? That's part of the reason why I was disgusted with him on day one. We've had our fights before. I seldom go to HR about stuff (actually, never have) so I refrained. But he's a complete schmuck. 

 

We were watching the Superbowl since we had to work that day and Beyonce was on in the half-time show. He goes, "Mmm, god damn, look at those fucking thighs. I'd eat that p***y right up, jesus. I mean, the thighs are a little big for sure, but I'd forgive her probably. I'd still take it home. Jesus, look at those f***ing tits. Fantastic. Mmmmm!!!! Mmm hmmmm!! (licks lips). Juicy!"

 

Then he looked at me and I had this disgusted face on. He asked what my problem was. I couldn't take it and snapped, right at 'juicy'. Plenty of people around but I couldn't hold it in. I said, "You're my problem, man. It's enough that you look like Ron Jeremy, you sound like him too. I don't need you in the corner making disgusting sounds while watching TV, I have to sit next to you. It's disturbing, seriously. You are flat out disgusting and it's ridiculous. And you're telling me you would 'forgive' Beyonce for her thighs being 'fat', are you serious? Have you looked in the mirror?" "Well I was just kidding, dude." "You have a terrible disgusting way of kidding. Stop that shit when I'm in here."

 

I've since migrated to an abandoned office. My manager said I could just set up in here. He doesn't know any shit happened, he's just cool like that - and I think he likes me more than them. Thank god.

 

And this is why I'm applying at other jobs. And applying at RL, where I could at least have some fun while working.

post #33317 of 44620
L'inc looks like Ron Jeremy? I wonder if he does in all the most important aspects? no homo
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lol. No, the douchebag at work. 

 

I have no idea what L'inc looks like. But he's got a hot avatar. 

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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Stop your liable "In Stitches" I ain't a cat Im a man, a man who another guy "mrjester" was suppose to wright that report!

i was merely implying that you are cute like a cat, not that you actually are a cat. but if you insist otherwise, so it is.

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jester - btw, lol at "the thighs are a little big for sure, but I'd forgive her probably". it always amuses me when people talk about how they want to bang this and that famous person and phrase it not only as if they could if they wanted to, but that they would have overlook some egregiously gross aspect of this famous person, and do them the favor of even considering having sex with them. idiots.
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

jester - btw, lol at "the thighs are a little big for sure, but I'd forgive her probably". it always amuses me when people talk about how they want to bang this and that famous person and phrase it not only as if they could if they wanted to, but that they would have overlook some egregiously gross aspect of this famous person, and do them the favor of even considering having sex with them. idiots.

I say exactly that all the time.

 

"would not hit" when someone posts a picture of some gorgeous celebrity for some reason. Too skinny, too fat, too shirt, blonde, brunette, boobs too small. Get the fuck over yourself.

post #33321 of 44620
So now Ron Jeremy has to do his own WENUS?
post #33322 of 44620
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

L'inc looks like Ron Jeremy? I wonder if he does in all the most important aspects? no homo

No I ain't got a big pot belly or mustache.
post #33323 of 44620
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Originally Posted by mrjester View Post

lol. No, the douchebag at work. 

I have no idea what L'inc looks like. But he's got a hot avatar. 

Bjork is such an interesting case because some people (like me) think she is just outrageously beautiful, while others completely don't see it.
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Bjork is such an interesting case because some people (like me) think she is just outrageously beautiful, while others completely don't see it.

90s Bjork was stunning. Especially in that Human Behavior video.
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post


Bjork is such an interesting case because some people (like me) think she is just outrageously beautiful, while others completely don't see it.

I like young bjork. Current day Bjork is a little scary to look at.

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part of Bjork's appeal is that besides her exotic beauty, she is also most likely a bisexual or an alien. or both.
post #33327 of 44620
I've seen Bjork live just once. It was at Madison Square Garden, which meant she was about two inches tall in my view but she radiated so much elfin magic or whatever she exudes that I was fucking entranced for the whole show. Any kind of erotic contact with her would either kill me or transform me into a tantric centaur.
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

part of Bjork's appeal is that besides her exotic beauty, she is also most likely a bisexual or an alien. or both.

She seems like a genuinely strange person instead of a calculated weirdo like Lady Gaga.
post #33329 of 44620
I had mad crushes on her and PJ Harvey both when I was in high school/college.
post #33330 of 44620
I never had a crush on PJ Harvey, but I know others who did.

For me, it was Bjork and Tori Amos.

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