jester - the dude is clearly just trying to intimidate and take advantage of you, like a stray animal that you mistakenly fed one time and keeps coming back, but not nearly as cute. you did the right thing to cut him off.
edit - if it really was l'inc, then he might even be as cute as a stray cat. in which case, the analogy is complete.
Took me some time to read L'inc's stuff.
Did I mention, the guy looks exactly like Ron Jeremy? That's part of the reason why I was disgusted with him on day one. We've had our fights before. I seldom go to HR about stuff (actually, never have) so I refrained. But he's a complete schmuck.
We were watching the Superbowl since we had to work that day and Beyonce was on in the half-time show. He goes, "Mmm, god damn, look at those fucking thighs. I'd eat that p***y right up, jesus. I mean, the thighs are a little big for sure, but I'd forgive her probably. I'd still take it home. Jesus, look at those f***ing tits. Fantastic. Mmmmm!!!! Mmm hmmmm!! (licks lips). Juicy!"
Then he looked at me and I had this disgusted face on. He asked what my problem was. I couldn't take it and snapped, right at 'juicy'. Plenty of people around but I couldn't hold it in. I said, "You're my problem, man. It's enough that you look like Ron Jeremy, you sound like him too. I don't need you in the corner making disgusting sounds while watching TV, I have to sit next to you. It's disturbing, seriously. You are flat out disgusting and it's ridiculous. And you're telling me you would 'forgive' Beyonce for her thighs being 'fat', are you serious? Have you looked in the mirror?" "Well I was just kidding, dude." "You have a terrible disgusting way of kidding. Stop that shit when I'm in here."
I've since migrated to an abandoned office. My manager said I could just set up in here. He doesn't know any shit happened, he's just cool like that - and I think he likes me more than them. Thank god.
And this is why I'm applying at other jobs. And applying at RL, where I could at least have some fun while working.