I have this Brita water pitcher that has this idiotic spout flap that never works properly. when you pour the water it's supposed to open so the water flows, but it keeps sticking and splashing water all over the place. this has happened at least a hundred times
so just a minute ago, in a fit of rage after spilling half the pitcher's contents on the kitchen floor, I smashed that motherfucking flap off the pitcher cover and into a million pieces. the water pours perfectly now.