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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post

I ruined one with my F-bomb. 25% off.

plz to tell this story.
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Originally Posted by mordecai View Post

Sorry, traditional BC makes her worry. IUD just sounds painful and one of my friends said he can feel it in his girlfriend.

I'm convinced I can feel it as well. My batting average is 75%. It really creeps me out. You're Jewish though, there's nothing you need to worry about.
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Originally Posted by Bhowie View Post

You're Jewish though, there's nothing you need to worry about.

You've got the stereotype backwards, Billy. Ask your female friends.
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Originally Posted by Bhowie View Post

My batting average is 75%.

Is the other 25% when you can't get it up?
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

are we to assume you are as well endowed as your friend?

My endowment is bigger than Harvards.
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Originally Posted by mordecai View Post

My endowment is bigger than Harvards.

does it fluctuate by the S&P?
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Originally Posted by mordecai View Post

Is the other 25% when you can't get it up?

plain.gif I thought pillow talk was sacred.
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The NSA will find everything out sooner or later
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Originally Posted by mordecai View Post

My endowment is bigger than Harvards.

That would be a pretty unweildy cawk.
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Bacon is really just having a huge cultural moment, isn't it?
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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post

Bacon is really just having a huge cultural moment, isn't it?

I'm not trying to be all brooklyn hipster on you, but I knew about bacon before everyone else.
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Bacon seems to be the new cupcake.
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To be fair, bacon is way better than cupcakes.
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