things that are making you happy - Page 2142
Just had the following conversation with a coworker via text (he's running late):
Him: So...I apologize in advance
Him: Or maybe advance isn't the right word
Him: It's already happened, you just haven't seen it yet.
Me: Go on...
Him: You'll see for yourself in fifteen minutes
Me: Bad tie pairing?
Him: Um...I think it actually works surprisingly well
Me: I need to start carrying around an emergency menswear kit
Him: That said, I do not think you'll approve
Me: Then perhaps there is no need to apologize [here I was responding to his comment about it working surprisingly well]
Him: It was laundry day
Me: It's a dark shirt with a suit and tie, isn't it?
Him: Well, not dark
Me: If it isn't light blue, white, cream, pink, or patterned
Me: It's dark.
Him: It is none of those things...
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it was like mother nature was being cruel... by the time we started driving back the weather was perfect. only to drive back down south where it was raining and miserable here in NYC. At least the drive was fast - it took a little over 5 hours to get from Portland back to Brooklyn.
Went camping this weekend, was a good time. Even with a fire restriction and dried up lake. One of my friends had an RV with 60,000mi that he got for $3200... impressive.
Same friend lost his iPhone while on a quad. He decided he could have a friend navigate him (now drunk) around at night and he could use the Find my iPhone app to hunt it down, to test how good it is. Apparently it's very good. Here's the conversation:
Drunk Friend: Turn left here. I think. Yeah left.
Drunk Friend: Closer.. we're close..
Drunk Friend: Getting real close I think..
Drunk Rear Passenger: Anyone hear that crunch?
Drunk Friend: It says we passed it.
Drunk Rear Passenger: NOBODY else heard that crunch?
Drunk Friend: It lost signal.
Drunk Friend hops out and discovered the jeep did indeed run over the iPhone. It was shattered.