Guy walked back into the office from lunch wearing a T Shirt. Mind you I hate him more than anybody in the office. I said to him, "Just come from the beach?" (Notice I said, said to him because it wasn't a question, it was a loophole to say to him he is dressed inappropriately for the office.) he grumbled something so I know he didn't like the statement. Great success.
Oh Patrick, you magnificent bastard.