Originally Posted by Bhowie
Fuck yeah, I took some glasses from someone at a party last night. I thought they looked nice on me this morning. Turns out they are Mosley Tribes and I think they are polarized.
In my late teens I went to a party where my friends and I stole the door knob for the front door of the apartment it was held at. It made for good laughs at the time and still makes me chuckle to think about it.
Worse still, I hate to admit that I still laugh about eating a subway meatball sandwich in a old boss's office years back and it gave me the worst raunchy fart ever known to mankind. He stepped out for a moment, it snuck out, I left and his assistant walked in just a few moments before he did and I still remember the look he gave her