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Section on reproduction of the bed bug article on wikipedia:
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All bed bugs mate by traumatic insemination.[4][24] Female bed bugs possess a reproductive tract that functions during oviposition, but the male does not use this tract for sperm insemination.[4] Instead, the male pierces the female's abdomen with his hypodermic genitalia and ejaculates into the body cavity. In all bed bug species except Primicimex cavernis, sperm are injected into the mesospermalege,[4] a component of the spermalege,[4] a secondary genital structure that reduces the wounding and immunological costs of traumatic insemination.[25][26][27] Injected sperm travel via the haemolymph (blood) to sperm storage structures called seminal conceptacles, with fertilisation eventually taking place at the ovaries.[26]
Male bed bugs sometimes attempt to mate with other males and pierce the latter in the abdomen.[28] This behaviour occurs because sexual attraction in bed bugs is based primarily on size, and males will mount any freshly fed partner regardless of sex.[29] The "bed bug alarm pheromone" consists of (E)-2-octenal and (E)-2-hexenal. It is released when a bed bug is disturbed, as during an attack by a predator. A 2009 study demonstrated the alarm pheromone is also released by male bed bugs to repel other males who attempt to mate with them.[27]
C. lectularius and C. hemipterus will mate with each other given the opportunity, but the eggs then produced are usually sterile. In a 1988 study, one of 479 eggs was fertile and resulted in a hybrid, C. hemipterus × lectularius.[30][31]
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Gay bedbug rape? With abdominal stabbing by penis-needle?
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Just realized that I've completed a certificate program in "Peace, Mediation and Conflict Resolution"--that is pretty cool I guess, not sure how much this cert. will ever help me.
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Just signed another really lucrative client. And to think I was this close to looking for a job. Everything's coming up Munchausen.
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Just signed another really lucrative client. And to think I was this close to looking for a job. Everything's coming up Munchausen.

Wow, that's great to hear! You deserve it.
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Thanks bro. Feels good, tell you what. I feel like celebrating.
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Congrats! Get hammered!

Perhaps a trip to Krispy Kreme and central market for craft chocolates is due as well :P
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Just signed another really lucrative client. And to think I was this close to looking for a job. Everything's coming up Munchausen.

fantastic news, munch, very glad for you.
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Congrats! Get hammered!

Perhaps a trip to Krispy Kreme and central market for craft chocolates is due as well :P

I just went there today actually. Got some really lovely cheese that I am eating right now with strawberries, pistachios and a little afternoon wine. icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif
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Just signed another really lucrative client. And to think I was this close to looking for a job. Everything's coming up Munchausen.
Must be the full moon. Whatever it is that's bringing you prosperity, I hope it continues.
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Just realized that I've completed a certificate program in "Peace, Mediation and Conflict Resolution"--that is pretty cool I guess, not sure how much this cert. will ever help me.

might keep you from getting your ass kicked in a bar one day, you never know
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http://www.poconorecord.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130328/NEWS90/130329767

Fuck yes new client! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted!
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Almost as good, Andrew W.K. Named new spokesperson for Fresh + Sexy.



http://andrewwk.com/news/playtex-names-andrew-wk-the-face-of-fresh-sexy-wipes

Between this and Masque the world is looking much brighter.
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http://www.poconorecord.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130328/NEWS90/130329767

Fuck yes new client! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted!
i like your chances. i would venture to guess that a group of attorneys who call themselves a "Drug Strike Force" are probably a bunch of pussies
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http://www.poconorecord.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130328/NEWS90/130329767

Fuck yes new client! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted!

When they seize all of the drug related assets, is that before or after attorney fees are paid?
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