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Why the fuck do you carry that kind of cash on you?

thats only for SF meetup days.
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Section on reproduction of the bed bug article on wikipedia:
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All bed bugs mate by traumatic insemination.[4][24] Female bed bugs possess a reproductive tract that functions during oviposition, but the male does not use this tract for sperm insemination.[4] Instead, the male pierces the female's abdomen with his hypodermic genitalia and ejaculates into the body cavity. In all bed bug species except Primicimex cavernis, sperm are injected into the mesospermalege,[4] a component of the spermalege,[4] a secondary genital structure that reduces the wounding and immunological costs of traumatic insemination.[25][26][27] Injected sperm travel via the haemolymph (blood) to sperm storage structures called seminal conceptacles, with fertilisation eventually taking place at the ovaries.[26]
Male bed bugs sometimes attempt to mate with other males and pierce the latter in the abdomen.[28] This behaviour occurs because sexual attraction in bed bugs is based primarily on size, and males will mount any freshly fed partner regardless of sex.[29] The "bed bug alarm pheromone" consists of (E)-2-octenal and (E)-2-hexenal. It is released when a bed bug is disturbed, as during an attack by a predator. A 2009 study demonstrated the alarm pheromone is also released by male bed bugs to repel other males who attempt to mate with them.[27]
C. lectularius and C. hemipterus will mate with each other given the opportunity, but the eggs then produced are usually sterile. In a 1988 study, one of 479 eggs was fertile and resulted in a hybrid, C. hemipterus × lectularius.[30][31]
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Gay bedbug rape? With abdominal stabbing by penis-needle?
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Just realized that I've completed a certificate program in "Peace, Mediation and Conflict Resolution"--that is pretty cool I guess, not sure how much this cert. will ever help me.
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Just signed another really lucrative client. And to think I was this close to looking for a job. Everything's coming up Munchausen.
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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post

Just signed another really lucrative client. And to think I was this close to looking for a job. Everything's coming up Munchausen.

Wow, that's great to hear! You deserve it.
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Thanks bro. Feels good, tell you what. I feel like celebrating.
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Congrats! Get hammered!

Perhaps a trip to Krispy Kreme and central market for craft chocolates is due as well :P
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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post

Just signed another really lucrative client. And to think I was this close to looking for a job. Everything's coming up Munchausen.

fantastic news, munch, very glad for you.
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Congrats! Get hammered!

Perhaps a trip to Krispy Kreme and central market for craft chocolates is due as well :P

I just went there today actually. Got some really lovely cheese that I am eating right now with strawberries, pistachios and a little afternoon wine. icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif
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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post

Just signed another really lucrative client. And to think I was this close to looking for a job. Everything's coming up Munchausen.
Must be the full moon. Whatever it is that's bringing you prosperity, I hope it continues.
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Originally Posted by Biscotti View Post

Just realized that I've completed a certificate program in "Peace, Mediation and Conflict Resolution"--that is pretty cool I guess, not sure how much this cert. will ever help me.

might keep you from getting your ass kicked in a bar one day, you never know
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http://www.poconorecord.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130328/NEWS90/130329767

Fuck yes new client! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted!
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Almost as good, Andrew W.K. Named new spokesperson for Fresh + Sexy.



http://andrewwk.com/news/playtex-names-andrew-wk-the-face-of-fresh-sexy-wipes

Between this and Masque the world is looking much brighter.
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http://www.poconorecord.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130328/NEWS90/130329767

Fuck yes new client! Get them to sign on the line which is dotted!
i like your chances. i would venture to guess that a group of attorneys who call themselves a "Drug Strike Force" are probably a bunch of pussies
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