Back in the day when Amerikajinda and I were still co workers and I was looking for a place to rent and stayed with family for a short while.. ok a lil while longer, I dated this Japanese girl.
She called me and wanted to go see a movie she then asked who the woman was who answered the phone. "Oh! Thats my mom."
She replied, "No thats your wife!"
I laughed and replied no no no no no giggling while saying no. She then hung up on me. That really was my mom.