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post #28771 of 46077
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Originally Posted by GreenFrog View Post

Absolutely. Let me make it clear that the two speeding tickets I recently received were the only speeding tickets I've ever gotten over the entire history of my driving. I know you guys would love to think of me as a maniacal, speeding douchebag who weaves in and out of traffic, but I'm not.

I'm a very safe driver.

Not getting caught speeding != being a safe driver.
post #28772 of 46077
Are you one of those people who drives at the exact speed limit no matter what?

Have you ever driven 10% above the limit? I'm sure you have, so STFU.

Jesus, what are you, some freaking saint? GTFO with your patronizing bullshit.

Don't even begin to insinuate that anyone with speeding tickets is an unsafe driver.
post #28773 of 46077
well, the douchebag part was proved when you bought the BMW tongue.gif
post #28774 of 46077
says the m3 driver -- you are the pinnacle of bmw douche!
post #28775 of 46077
Hasn't it already been established that GreenFrog goes over the speed limit to compensate for his tiny penis?
post #28776 of 46077
Neo, you are a person hiding behind a computer who not only pretends to date a fictional girl named Jamie, but also tries to sell the laughable idea of your being a neurosurgeon to a forum of older men of typically higher SES and with an interest in men's clothing.

You don't even have a penis. You have a clit.
post #28777 of 46077
I'd rather have a clit than your baby penis.
post #28778 of 46077
K.

Gonna be honest, dude, it takes a special someone to create a false internet personality with 13K posts. I actually pity your existence (0).

Oh, and INB4 one of my other haters comes in to bold out my last sentence and says the same thing to me!

CALLING IT RIGHT NOW.
post #28779 of 46077
I'm not an official member of the Greenfrog fan club but I have little trouble with speeders. It's slow drivers that piss me off more often. Speed limits are almost universally bullshit and designed to raise revenue, not make people safe.
post #28780 of 46077
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

I'm not an official member of the Greenfrog fan club but I have little trouble with speeders. It's slow drivers that piss me off more often. Speed limits are almost universally bullshit and designed to raise revenue, not make people safe.

I'll take your word regarding the merits of speed limits but it comes down to someone possibly getting hurt. The guy has two speeding tickets (accumulated in a relatively short amount of time, mind you) and jokes about getting more. I believe that warrants a little bit of concern.
post #28781 of 46077
My first ticket was in October, almost five months ago, for doing 70 in a 60. If you think doing 70 in a 60 with the flow of traffic is egregiously, outrageously unsafe, you are a pussy.

My second ticket was two weeks ago because I was momentarily passing someone who was driving infuriatingly slowly (slow to the point of being unsafe) for five seconds.

And jokes? I'm joking about my shit luck, because compounded with the fact that I got pulled over the day before my second ticket by a cop who saw me using my phone for three seconds to skip to the next song in my car (he gave me a verbal warning, btw, because I have a clean record), that IS shit luck.

Don't even try to crucify me for 'speeding,' and being an unsafe driver when there are far, far worse drivers out there.
post #28782 of 46077
^ yo, easy there fella... this is the happy thread.... if you're gonna rant and go apeshit do it in the moderation thread like everybody else. smile.gif
post #28783 of 46077
I am not the best poster on Styleforum, but I am not the worst either. That brings me a measure of happiness. (Often I am the very worst at things, and that brings me sorrow. Such as knowing when the hell Easter is coming and stuff like that, or knowing the words to the Doobie Brothers tunes.)
post #28784 of 46077
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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post

icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif slay the exam, brah!

I still get to watch that phineas & ferb episode where the boys were able to reunite the 80s band 'lovehandel' for their folks' wedding anniversary and thay played on top of their garage while in the meantime perry was helping doofenshmirtz put up a party for his sorta estranged daughter. my favorite episode.

I love phineas and ferb, best kids show ever!
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icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif gt was the one who broke my sf cherry and I still look forward to the day we get to drink a couple of rounds again.
problem with speeding is, it stops being funny when you hit someone.

HK, 15 march
post #28785 of 46077
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Originally Posted by globetrotter View Post


HK, 15 march

crap, I'm there next week. cry.gif
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