My first ticket was in October, almost five months ago, for doing 70 in a 60. If you think doing 70 in a 60 with the flow of traffic is egregiously, outrageously unsafe, you are a pussy.
My second ticket was two weeks ago because I was momentarily passing someone who was driving infuriatingly slowly (slow to the point of being unsafe) for five seconds.
And jokes? I'm joking about my shit luck, because compounded with the fact that I got pulled over the day before my second ticket by a cop who saw me using my phone for three seconds to skip to the next song in my car (he gave me a verbal warning, btw, because I have a clean record), that IS shit luck.
Don't even try to crucify me for 'speeding,' and being an unsafe driver when there are far, far worse drivers out there.