Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH
This is awesome. Deets on the baby oil...
Also, how is your wife doing?
thanks, my wife is doing very well this year, she has taken on a project of house/finance organizing and is excersizing like a demon. I think she has embrassed the idea that she won't be able to market her skills well for money, but she can contributre a lot to the family with her skills. thanks for asking.
as to my asshole
(seriously, don't read this if you don't want to hear about my assholeWarning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
so here's the deal - I have been having huge asshole problems the past couple of years, hemroids, then really bad itching when the hemroids were gone. and, it seems, the food that is good for hemroids actually can cause itching.
so I was basically accepting I would have to live with it, and then I did a little research. so here is what I ended up with
1. loose boxers
2. at night, cortozone cream on the asshole
3. I wipe with wet wipes, and then use baby oil on a cotton swab to grease up my asshole
4. after I shower and dry carefully, I use baby powder
sort of dry during the day, moisten at night, oil when I shit.
and lots of fiber.
I haven't felt so good in years, literally