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I worked with the freshest fish I've ever seen today. Seriously. It was beautiful, I enjoyed every flick of my knife, every cut I made on that damn thing. It almost gave me a boner.

I think a boner in close proximity to a sharp knife is probably a pretty bad thing kwilk. Careful.
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1. I'm not dead...was in ICU a few weeks ago 6 staples head injury!

2. I still look got some game; little girls find me interesting due to my lack of indifference.

3. Still love the same chick even though I have no clue where its going, but at least its something

4. I have a respectable job.

5. I wasn't one of the 500 celebrities that died last week.

6. Random cute chicks walking by while I'm taking a cigg break who eye fuck me for a few seconds not because I'm ridiculously good looking just because I got a nice custom suit and I'm well put together!
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Originally Posted by Dakota rube View Post
I think a boner in close proximity to a sharp knife is probably a pretty bad thing kwilk. Careful.

As always, your wisdom shall guide me.

BTW, today was awesome. First day on the line during service at the restaurant, got a ton of compliments on my food. Chef called me a monster and when seeing one of my plates, he said it gave him wood. That's purty good. Then, I went to the bar and got buzzed before going to my math class. Answered all my dipshit culinary math questions like "How many pounds does 160 oz make?" and then went back to the bar after class to resume my tab.
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post
I worked with the freshest fish I've ever seen today. Seriously. It was beautiful, I enjoyed every flick of my knife, every cut I made on that damn thing. It almost gave me a boner.

at cheese and crackers culinary school?

Just wait till you get to Cyrus titties... baby boy gon be all grown up.
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at cheese and crackers culinary school?

Just wait till you get to Cyrus titties... baby boy gon be all grown up.

Looking forward to it. I won't get to cook, but it'll be awesome to get to prep all that stuff. I hope I get a decent amount of time butchering, that's always fun.
You should go out there when I'm there. You and your fiance can stay in my apartment to save on a hotel
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post
Looking forward to it. I won't get to cook, but it'll be awesome to get to prep all that stuff. I hope I get a decent amount of time butchering, that's always fun.
You should go out there when I'm there. You and your fiance can stay in my apartment to save on a hotel

Titties, any place YOU could afford to live in California will have cockroaches the size of chihuahuas. They'll practically be riding bicycles.

No thanks.
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Titties, any place YOU could afford to live in California will have cockroaches the size of chihuahuas. They'll practically be riding bicycles.

No thanks.

I always wanted a pet...
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As always, your wisdom shall guide me.

BTW, today was awesome. First day on the line during service at the restaurant, got a ton of compliments on my food. Chef called me a monster and when seeing one of my plates, he said it gave him wood. That's purty good. Then, I went to the bar and got buzzed before going to my math class. Answered all my dipshit culinary math questions like "How many pounds does 160 oz make?" and then went back to the bar after class to resume my tab.

there seem to be an awful lot of hardons going on in the kitchen.
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Originally Posted by globetrotter View Post
there seem to be an awful lot of hardons going on in the kitchen.

Now that I think about it, you're right. Probably sounds kind of sick from the outside.
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post
Now that I think about it, you're right. Probably sounds kind of sick from the outside.

Just keep it away from my food =/
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Originally Posted by globetrotter View Post
there seem to be an awful lot of hardons going on in the kitchen.

if you're cock isn't as hard as a honing steel for most of the time that you're in the kitchen, you're making shitty food.
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if you're cock isn't as hard as a honing steel for most of the time that you're in the kitchen, you're making shitty food.
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I'm lost too.... So what your saying is to jerk off while I cook? Or have sex with with food?
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I'm lost too....

So what your saying is to jerk off while I cook? Or have sex with with food?

are you fucking serious?
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