I am always sending you wonderful messages, but they keep getting returned to sender with crumbs on them. I wonder why that happens?
Sesame Street is a WEIRD fucking place, man. We've got this short white guy who runs around in a cape all day. He's always with a bunch of skanky lookin women too.
Crap, I wonder if you'll find me next. Gotta work on those security settings.
Man, no one sends me wonderful PM's. All I ever get is bitching and moaning. Always a brides maid, never a bride.
I'm hurt but if I'm not good enough to be your fb friend then it's your loss.
I haven't been following.
Cat or Lady
(or dude - whatever floats your boat)
Genevieve is a cat, not a man. But if there were a man in my bed preventing me from sleeping because of activities, I would probably put that in the Happy thread too.
After two nights of not getting much sleep--one because Genevieve was meowing and one because she was purring--I finally got a chance to sleep in.
My mother spoils my cats rotten, always giving them food. After a while I gave up on bitching to her about it.
Because she keeps giving them food, they now associate her with food...which means she and my dad are the ones who get woken up at 7am every Sunday. Karma.