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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post

It worked on my wife... she was half a sammy in and was out cold... I was about to pounce but already had a sammy earlier... we both woke up naked and the dog looked suspiciously guilty.

were you wet, down there?
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were you wet, down there?

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Originally Posted by otc View Post

Dude where I had thanksgiving threw away the carcass before we got to scape everything edible off it!
Also I bet he still has that drumstick and thigh still sitting untouched in the tupperware in his fridge...

I saved the carcass and will be making turkey soup this month.
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

I saved the carcass and will be making turkey soup this month.

Mr Canuker did that last month after our Thanksgiving, best soup I've ever had. Now just waiting for Christmas so he can make it again
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post

they make you sleepy.... its a workplace/driving/date rape hazard that america doesn't take seriously enough.

Agreed. I can honestly say that I have not been date raped while driving to work at any point in the last half decade.
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

ill give you just the sammich you need. mwink[1].gif

You wish.
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Originally Posted by Lady Canuker View Post

Mr Canuker did that last month after our Thanksgiving, best soup I've ever had. Now just waiting for Christmas so he can make it again

You women are terrible nowadays. You're supposed to be the cooks in the kitchen but you all have dreams of being English teachers so you don't learn to cook or sew or give proper blowjobs and we men have to figure it out on our own in addition to everything else we have to handle.
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

You women are terrible nowadays. You're supposed to be the cooks in the kitchen but you all have dreams of being English teachers so you don't learn to cook or sew or give proper blowjobs and we men have to figure it out on our own in addition to everything else we have to handle.
I know, it's terrible isn't it:slayer:
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

You women are terrible nowadays. You're supposed to be the cooks in the kitchen but you all have dreams of being English teachers so you don't learn to cook or sew or give proper blowjobs and we men have to figure it out on our own in addition to everything else we have to handle.

Since when have english teachers been able to get away with not being able to give a proper blowjob?
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Since when have english teachers been able to get away with not being able to give a proper blowjob?

Apparently since at least 2005.
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Last night I woke up at around 3:30 in a panic. I thought "Oh shit! I have no idea where my dog is. I haven't seen him since I got back from visiting family in Wisconsin." For what seemed like two or three minutes, I was trying to figure out where the hell my dog was and how I could have been so stupid as to have lost him.

I do not have a dog. After I realized this, I slept very peacefully.
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Originally Posted by in stitches View Post

speaking of thanksgiving, i got a good laugh out of this story i heard in chicago.
the daughter of the family we stayed by is a senior in HS. one off the kids used the word SWAG in the yearbook. the yearbook faculty supervisor did not know what it meant, and somehow was referred to urban dictionary, where a bunch of people have defined it as an acronym for "Secretly We Are Gay." now they have been disallowed from using the word swag in the yearbook.

this is swag forum. welcome.
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post

Also the wife just left for Chicago this morning... so I've got some alone time to do some chores around the house that I normally wouldn't do at night time.

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Originally Posted by MrG View Post

It has been about half a decade since I had a proper post-Thanksgiving turkey sandwich.
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I don't think I've tasted turkey yet. if turkey spam counts, then I stand corrected... although I ended up in rashes and had to go to the emergency room after eating that crap.
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Originally Posted by LawrenceMD View Post

It worked on my wife... she was half a sammy in and was out cold... I was about to pounce but already had a sammy earlier... we both woke up naked and the dog looked suspiciously guilty.


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The Little Miss Canukers and I went and got our Christmas tree yesterday and the house smells amazing this morning satisfied.gif
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HAPPY HOLIDAY TO THE CANUKER FAMILY!
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B1os' avatar makes me happy.

 

L'Incandescent, have you read any short stories by Richard Brautigan? Your writing is almost dead on identical (particularly sentence pacing). Quick example if you haven't:

Closets
I remember I once went through a period of counting closets in haunted houses. I was in between love affairs. I had no idea what would happen next with my heart or if anything would ever happen again, so I counted closets in haunted houses.

I was glad when it was over.

7,914,322 closets is too many, not to speak of walking up the stairs to each haunted house and slowly opening the front door.

 

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HAPPY HOLIDAY TO THE CANUKER FAMILY!

Thanks same to you and yours!
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