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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post

it sounds to me like you date raped a tourist, acid.

how is your behind feeling?
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http://mobile.lehighvalleylive.com/site?webredirect=true&targetUrl=http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/bethlehem/index.ssf/2012/10/silent_bandit_would_face_littl.html

Just sayin.
post #25008 of 41803
that lawyer sounds like an asshole.
post #25009 of 41803
He totally is.
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post #25011 of 41803
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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post

that lawyer sounds like an asshole.

You should see his Yahoo reviews. He takes your money and does no work!
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

You should see his Yahoo reviews. He takes your money and does no work!

My amazon reviews are much better. And at least 2 of them are real.
post #25013 of 41803
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

He totally is.

but i bet he wins casses left and right.
post #25014 of 41803
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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post

that lawyer sounds like an asshole.

I just had a flashback to being a kid and watching Beverly Hills Cop on (network) television. I was totally bewildered and delighted that everybody kept calling Eddie Murphy "asshole" but that somehow the censors hadn't bleeped it out. It took me a long time to realize that his name was Axel.
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Riding my motorcycle on I-40, heading east, in the rain, 475 miles away from home. It's cold. My bike is equipped with a low fuel light which has not illuminated. I have been riding about 85 which cuts my mileage way back so I haven't really figured out how far I can go on the odometer. Sputter...cough...won't take any throttle. I jump off at an exit right in front of me. No signs for gas stations. I take a right because it is downhill. Pass a sketchy looking house. Engine stops. I pull into a driveway and coast about halfway up.

Guy about 65 years old is working in his garage. I ask him if I can buy a little gas. He gives me a gallon can. I put about half in and he insists that I use it all. He refuses any payment. He says I picked the only non developed exit around. Gatlinburg is the next exit about 5 miles away. He says that it isn't all bad that there is no development, and points out a flock of over 20 wild turkeys foraging in a hollow up behind his house.

Standing in the rain, checking out the turkeys. Cool.
post #25016 of 41803
^^ That's a great story! It's easy to be cynical, but there really are some good people in the world

I just discovered that my conference doesn't begin until 2:00 tomorrow. That means I can actually get some sleep tonight. (Although I would bet money that I'm going to wake up in a panic, thinking I forgot to arrange catsitting for Genevieve. It happens every time I travel.)
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The son of the lady that occasionally looked after me when my parents were away when I was little, just became a father icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif
My oldest and best friend just achieved his BSc in engineering with the second best grad in his year icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif
Had a great evening out at the cinema with three of my closest friends icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif
post #25018 of 41803
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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post

it sounds to me like you date raped a tourist, acid.

good lord! the guy was having a seizure! Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
can you imagine how hard it was holding him down while I was having my way with him???
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Originally Posted by Steve Smith View Post

Riding my motorcycle on I-40, heading east, in the rain, 475 miles away from home. It's cold. My bike is equipped with a low fuel light which has not illuminated. I have been riding about 85 which cuts my mileage way back so I haven't really figured out how far I can go on the odometer. Sputter...cough...won't take any throttle. I jump off at an exit right in front of me. No signs for gas stations. I take a right because it is downhill. Pass a sketchy looking house. Engine stops. I pull into a driveway and coast about halfway up.
Guy about 65 years old is working in his garage. I ask him if I can buy a little gas. He gives me a gallon can. I put about half in and he insists that I use it all. He refuses any payment. He says I picked the only non developed exit around. Gatlinburg is the next exit about 5 miles away. He says that it isn't all bad that there is no development, and points out a flock of over 20 wild turkeys foraging in a hollow up behind his house.
Standing in the rain, checking out the turkeys. Cool.

ah.. humanity icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

My amazon reviews are much better. And at least 2 of them are real.

damn, it is true!
post #25019 of 41803
^^ Those reviews are funny!
post #25020 of 41803
So many hotties in my health policy class. Don't know where to put my eyes
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