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A bloody penis isn't all bad. Unless there's puss leaking you're probably fine.
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what, do you guys have spare penises lying around or something?? 'Oh, it's bleeding - fuck it, I have a spare.'

I don't even...
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what, do you guys have spare penises lying around or something?? 'Oh, it's bleeding - fuck it, I have a spare.'
I don't even...


Penises are pretty much going to be unnecessary in a decade when we all get new sexy robot bodies.
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Penises are pretty much going to be unnecessary in a decade when we all get new sexy robot bodies.

so are we giving up on the gay pill?
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Somehow I got through my marathon teaching day with my voice intact. My throat is very sore, though.

I fly out of town for a conference tomorrow and get back Saturday. I have resolved to take Sunday off. We'll see if that actually happens.
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I think I'm getting this job that's been in the works since the Cretaceous period. Received some promising news today and an offer should be made this week. Fingers are crossed.

best of luck, conne monne!!
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had a great evening at shul - simhat torah is my favorite holiday, I was the guy who raised the torah after the reading, and tonight is the night when the torah is at its most assymetrical, so that was cool.
tomorrow I am heading off on a really cool trip - 4 nights in paris, then a weekend on the coast of turkey, then brussles and amsterdam. good food

cool beans, mr hagbah! lets see those guns. i had a great simchas torah as well.

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Congratulations Acid! Our 14th is in...um...9 days. eek.gif

congrats in advance/ cheers.gif
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My dick was bleeding and I didn't know it.

mazal tov! who was the mohel? he must be amazing.
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Playing words with friends with jmrouse. Just scored 99 points with "jees". icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif
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Iv got a very good friend ! I mean one good friend in my life is just enough ,I don;t need 2 lol ^^biggrin.gif

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Finally started on my sweater :)

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I'm happy that long flights (like HKG-JFK) aren't actually that hard to bear anymore.
Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
During a 9hr layover at HKIA you can actually pay $50 for a buffet meal, shower, lounge/laydown, and a 15min massage. If you're part of any airline's frequent flyer lounges (they have most of those amenities for free).

Cathay Pacific has pretty good food (desserts are often haagendaz ice cream), entertainment (personal touch screen HD modules with a ton of movies/shows/docs - I watched a whole season of Top Gear, The Avengers, To Rome With Love, and the Savages on the return flight), and seats. Mind you all of this is available Economy, I was personally sitting in Business (but have done this flight sitting in Economy and the only big difference is the seats when it comes to Cathay).

The way I see it Economy on Cathay is awesome as long as you've got an isle seat.
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thats pretty sweet. icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif
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we kinda saved someone in the bar a couple of hours ago. Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
well, not really saved but we helped!... me and a couple of friends were in the bar and we heard a crashing sound and this foreigner was having what we believe was an epileptic seizure. his date was helpless and there wasn't a doctor around. no one really knew what to do and he's really turning pale, so I kinda coached the waiters to get him off the booth, lie him down. a waiter stuck something in his mouth and we told his date to unbutton his shirt and pants. another guy offered to bring him to the hospital so we carried him (and he's kinda big) out of the bar and in his car. after a while the guy came back and told us he's fine. it also got me thinking- I really should get insurance when I travel.
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^ icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gifworship.gif
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acid - you win the day!
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it sounds to me like you date raped a tourist, acid.
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