I'm guessing these subjective facets (both of which I like) also fall under your special brand of objective fact lol?
I have to say, I don't have the slightest idea point you're trying to make. All I've gleaned is that paying top dollar for an ill fitting bespoke suit is dumb (um, duh?) and that only Italians are capable of making a bespoke suit that fits one's body (dumb, but whatevs).
Am I missing anything?