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Originally Posted by
kronik 
Still should have gotten an iPhone.
You will die by drowning in a swimming pool/bleeding to death, everything below your waist will be weighed down and mangled by an enormous bear trap. You'll be wearing something embarrasing, like a sequined shirt, or a fishnet bodystocking and heels. Your last meal will have been hot-dog-on-a-stick.You just wait and see.