Biggest Douchebag in Sports?

Originally Posted by FLMountainMan

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Bob Sura - only because he talked sh*t after dunking on me in a pick-up game. I was 17 and maybe 155lbs, he was 6'5 and all-ACC, and I hadn't said a word all game. Cassell even called him out on it.

I don't think he's dunked on anyone since. Pretty much the rest of the NBA has been paying him back on that one. Karma.

what about pierre mcquire? Have you ever seen those games were he is in that little box between the team benches? He also mentions his assistant coach position with the penguins stanley cup winning team every chance he gets

lance armstrong, im not sure why he cant be named, but did anyone see the episode of overhaulin where he had his gto overhauled? What a ******* dick

I think she had her a-hole surgically bleached.

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Does that affect licking?

Originally Posted by Artisan Fan

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Does that affect licking?

Don't think so but your tongue tastes like Clorox afterwards.

The Williams Sisters, Martina Hingis, Maria Sharapova

Originally Posted by Bradford

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Yeah - he's on Celebrity Apprentice, plus he's dating Jenna Jameson who looks really used and skeletal these days.
She's seen better days, but she makes like $15M a year. And, unlike some of the athletes named, she puts up (and out) every time.

My contributions...

Chad Johnson...hell of a player, but shut the fock up please!

Rodney Harrison...freakin' throws a cheapshot after every tackle.

Philip Rivers...you haven't played long enough to run your fat mouth

Bill Walton...just. Go away.

Dick Vitale....your act grew old 10 years ago....

Tom Hicks- owner of Dallas Stars, Rangers, and ruiner-in-chief of Liverpool Football Club.

An absolute moron of the highest order.

Mark Cuban's act of screaming at the officials during games has grown very old.

I don't know the majority of guys on this list, but I'll comment anyway:

1. C. Ronaldo--he is AMAZING on the field, without a doubt. But he has a tendency to fall like a ragdoll. Is he getting over that. But off the field I have no idea. What's he like? He certainly looks like he'd be a complete db.

2. Landon Donovan. Last night in the pre-game show before the US-Mex friendly he talked about (I think it was) Louis Hernandez talking real **** to him at one game. LD's response was "dude, it's just a game, you need to chill out. That made me realize how serious this was to them." ARGH. Look you ****, maybe you should have that much passion about the sport. Then you might not have flunked out of the Bundesliga and run back home to your comfy SoCal home. ******* challenge yourself once. That's why so many people hate you.

3. Wayne Rooney seems like a total idiot, but I'm not sure if he's db material. I'm surprised he hasn't turned into a total chav.

4. The peloton, as Piobare mentioned. I agree. Cycling has become an embarrasment. I'm not a huge fan, but I've alwsy enjoyed watching. Not anymore.

5. Who's the shaved South Floridea bike rider, or whatever the hell you're calling him? I'm missing something there.



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Originally Posted by rdawson808

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5. Who's the shaved South Floridea bike rider, or whatever the hell you're calling him? I'm missing something there.
It might be more accurate to characterize him as a champion debater who rides bikes in his spare time.

Originally Posted by Artisan Fan

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Does that affect licking?

Originally Posted by edmorel

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Don't think so but your tongue tastes like Clorox afterwards.

You mean they don't use peroxide anymore? I thought peroxide burned pretty bad, I can't imagine Clorox down there.

Mark Cuban
Dan Snyder

Jay Marrioti

Philip Rivers, how could I forget. Lowest ratio of talent to arrogance in sports, probably. He even throws like a girl.