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Chimp Scores Second Base W/ Christina Ricci
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Wait, breasts are second base? What's first?Originally Posted by TheIdler
Hmm I havent thought about this weird tween analogy in years but I thought it went: 1st base is kissing, 2nd base is boobie action, 3rd base is cootchie action, and a homerun is well, a homerun.
I could be wrong though but I believe that's how it works in Jersey.
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If you've seen "Black Snake Moan", the chimp is the least of her troubles....
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Hmm I havent thought about this weird tween analogy in years but I thought it went: 1st base is kissing, 2nd base is boobie/*******/fingering action, 3rd base is oral action, and a homerun is well, a homerun.Originally Posted by underwearer
Fixed for what I thought. Grand slam is anal, I guess.
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I wonder if the Chimp will be wearing Isaac Mizrahi on future red carpets?
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Fixed for what I thought. Grand slam is anal, I guess.Originally Posted by Dedalus
Or walk off homerun? You score that far and you might as well go home because you've won the game.
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Do gay people use the baseball analogy? Maybe they use the defensive side of it, what with the pitching and catching.Originally Posted by Dedalus
Lolz...I was wondering what Women use?
1st base: He bought me dinner
2nd base: I blew him in the parking lot
3rd base: He bought me a ring
Homerun: We're divorced and I got the house
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I actually thought from the thread title that George Bush had embraced her in a way the libs deemed inappropriate. Glad to see it was just a chimp. Chimps are pretty vicious though. There have been some horrifying attacks on people.
And yes, I realize that humans are ten times as vicious as chimps, but still....
And yes, I realize that humans are ten times as vicious as chimps, but still....
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Well, live and learn. If I'm remembering correctly, first base for us was breast-touching, second base was touching coochie, third base involved oral, and a home run was a home run.
I prefer your system because it inflates my OPS.
I prefer your system because it inflates my OPS.
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2nd base: I blew him in the parking lotOriginally Posted by underwearer
I don't think any women see that as an accomplishment
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