So Im having girl troubles

Connemara · Jan 31, 2008

Alright doggs, here is the dilly-o.

alright there's this hot girl who ive hooked up with a few times. she's no goddess, but she's got a nice clam and a decent face. Anyways, she's been draggin' my heart around (thanks Stevie Nicks) lately and it's making the Connedude a little confused. A few nights ago we weree at the same parties and she grabbed the Conneweiner a coupple of times but when I attempted to "act on it" she sort of refused. And went back to her room. Note that this was swhen I HAD NO ROOMMATE.

Is this a common feature of Modern American woman? It's as if she wants to psychologically tug on ******* abut then back off when the volcano 'bout to blow (thanks Jimmy Buffett)

Sincerely,
Conneconfused

quevola · Jan 31, 2008

Hey - have you been drinking again?

Connemara · Jan 31, 2008

Originally Posted by quevola

Hey - have you been drinking again?
Of course. What does that have to do with my lady issues?

King Francis · Jan 31, 2008

You could talk to her about it, but it can be hard to make the words come out right. I think your post says it all to perfection. I say you print it out, show it to her, and demand that she explain herself.

Maybe edit it first to throw in more compliments. The bit about her clam was like poetry.

GQgeek · Jan 31, 2008

Matt will be happy that you are picking up my slack. The girl i just broke up with used to **** with me like that when she had no intention of **********. I know why she did it. It was revenge for times when I would finish and she wouldn't. What can I say? Sometimes i just don't feel like having it drag out.

DNW · Jan 31, 2008

Connenofuck, she's ******* with you dude. Get away from the broad asap. You'll be better off because you'll have time to chase after other tails. The worst that can happen is her realizing what a hunk of man you are for leaving her and come crawling to you. The best that can happen is you getting new tails, and having her tail too.

tiecollector · Jan 31, 2008

Originally Posted by GQgeek

Matt will be happy that you are picking up my slack. The girl i just broke up with used to **** with me like that when she had no intention of **********. I know why she did it. It was revenge for times when I would finish and she wouldn't. What can I say? Sometimes i just don't feel like having it drag out.

That is just rude.

I was just with a chick who was pretty good the first time but then gave me nothing after that. She was studying to be a registered sex therapist too! The most annoying thing was when I'd spoon her and she wouldn't let me put my hands anywhere but her stomach. Just thinking about it irks me.

Ditch the chick, she is on a power trip.

Eason · Jan 31, 2008

How can your girlfriend "not finish"? Never been with a girl like that, no comprendo

RJman · Jan 31, 2008

Apparently they're discovering new elements with longer half-lives than the Connedoleeza.

The_Game07 · Jan 31, 2008

Ignore her.

Best advice I can give. She will then com after you. And if not, go and get another chick. ****, there are millions of girls out there, maybe even billions....

SoCal2NYC · Jan 31, 2008

Being gay doesn't mean you have "girl troubles."

nerdykarim · Jan 31, 2008

She wants attention. She doesn't want you.
Sorry dude.

kwilkinson · Jan 31, 2008

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

Being gay doesn't mean you have "girl troubles."

This is what I needed on a crappy Thursday morning.

Homme · Jan 31, 2008

Originally Posted by GQgeek

Matt will be happy that you are picking up my slack. The girl i just broke up with used to **** with me like that when she had no intention of **********. I know why she did it. It was revenge for times when I would finish and she wouldn't. What can I say? Sometimes i just don't feel like having it drag out.

Couldn't wait to get back to the mmorpg elves and dwarves hey ?

amerikajinda · Jan 31, 2008

Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC

Being gay doesn't mean you have "girl troubles."

I laughed out loud! Great one, SoCal

So Im having girl troubles

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