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So Im having girl troubles

post #1 of 116
1/31/08 at 3:06am
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Alright doggs, here is the dilly-o. alright there's this hot girl who ive hooked up with a few times. she's no goddess, but she's got a nice clam and a decent face. Anyways, she's been draggin' my heart around (thanks Stevie Nicks) lately and it's making the Connedude a little confused. A few nights ago we weree at the same parties and she grabbed the Conneweiner a coupple of times but when I attempted to "act on it" she sort of refused. And went back to her room. Note that this was swhen I HAD NO ROOMMATE. Is this a common feature of Modern American woman? It's as if she wants to psychologically tug on my dong abut then back off when the volcano 'bout to blow (thanks Jimmy Buffett) Sincerely, Conneconfused
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post #2 of 116
1/31/08 at 3:39am
Hey - have you been drinking again?
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post #3 of 116
1/31/08 at 3:59am
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Hey - have you been drinking again?
Of course. What does that have to do with my lady issues?
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post #4 of 116
1/31/08 at 4:09am
You could talk to her about it, but it can be hard to make the words come out right. I think your post says it all to perfection. I say you print it out, show it to her, and demand that she explain herself. Maybe edit it first to throw in more compliments. The bit about her clam was like poetry.
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post #5 of 116
1/31/08 at 4:16am
Matt will be happy that you are picking up my slack. The girl i just broke up with used to fuck with me like that when she had no intention of having sex. I know why she did it. It was revenge for times when I would finish and she wouldn't. What can I say? Sometimes i just don't feel like having it drag out.
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post #6 of 116
1/31/08 at 4:33am
Connenofuck, she's fucking with you dude. Get away from the broad asap. You'll be better off because you'll have time to chase after other tails. The worst that can happen is her realizing what a hunk of man you are for leaving her and come crawling to you. The best that can happen is you getting new tails, and having her tail too.
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post #7 of 116
1/31/08 at 6:30am
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Originally Posted by GQgeek View Post
Matt will be happy that you are picking up my slack. The girl i just broke up with used to fuck with me like that when she had no intention of having sex. I know why she did it. It was revenge for times when I would finish and she wouldn't. What can I say? Sometimes i just don't feel like having it drag out.

That is just rude.

I was just with a chick who was pretty good the first time but then gave me nothing after that. She was studying to be a registered sex therapist too! The most annoying thing was when I'd spoon her and she wouldn't let me put my hands anywhere but her stomach. Just thinking about it irks me.

Ditch the chick, she is on a power trip.
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post #8 of 116
1/31/08 at 6:47am
How can your girlfriend "not finish"? Never been with a girl like that, no comprendo
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post #9 of 116
1/31/08 at 8:41am
Apparently they're discovering new elements with longer half-lives than the Connedoleeza.
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post #10 of 116
1/31/08 at 9:04am
Ignore her. Best advice I can give. She will then com after you. And if not, go and get another chick. Shit, there are millions of girls out there, maybe even billions....
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post #11 of 116
1/31/08 at 10:03am
Being gay doesn't mean you have "girl troubles."
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post #12 of 116
1/31/08 at 10:09am
She wants attention. She doesn't want you.
Sorry dude.
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post #13 of 116
1/31/08 at 10:09am
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Being gay doesn't mean you have "girl troubles."

This is what I needed on a crappy Thursday morning.
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post #14 of 116
1/31/08 at 10:10am
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Originally Posted by GQgeek View Post
Matt will be happy that you are picking up my slack. The girl i just broke up with used to fuck with me like that when she had no intention of having sex. I know why she did it. It was revenge for times when I would finish and she wouldn't. What can I say? Sometimes i just don't feel like having it drag out.

Couldn't wait to get back to the mmorpg elves and dwarves hey ?
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post #15 of 116
1/31/08 at 10:13am
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Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC View Post
Being gay doesn't mean you have "girl troubles."

I laughed out loud! Great one, SoCal
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