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For the sake of my marriage, I'm going to request that anyone offering nice 40R suits and sportcoats, please try and make them as unappealing as possible. If my wife finds one more surprise package on our doorstep, I'll be looking for my own apartment. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
have them shipped to your office and then wear a long overcoat over them so your wife can't see them when still new... after a while she'd not notice them... ( or will she ? )



