some more paul lynde hollywood squares quotes (apologies for the earlier misspelling of his name):
Host: In The Wizard of Oz, the lion wanted courage and the tin man wanted a heart. What did the scarecrow want? Lynde: He wanted the tin man to notice him. Host: Why do Hell's Angels wear leather? Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Host: In "Alice in Wonderland", who kept crying "I'm late, I'm late?" Lynde: Alice, and her mother is sick about it. Host: Diamonds should not be kept with your family jewels, why? Lynde: They're so cold. Host: Snow White...was she a blonde or a brunette? Lynde: Only Walt Disney knows for sure... Host: According to the French Chef, Julia Child, how much is a pinch? Lynde: Just enough to turn her on... Host: We've all heard the old phrase "A pig in a poke." What is a poke? Lynde: It's when you're not really in love.
Ted Knight - brilliant. I'm trying to think of another ascot-wearing actor/comedian, similar in spirit to Paul Lynde - he wore glasses...can't remember his name. Last name might have been 'Reilly'. anyone?