Darren: For my television show (currently on hiatus) I am wondering if you (or Mr Stephen Lachter) are able to make bespoke lace jabots, a bespoke heavy silk lined cape, and if you may supply multicolored gut-end braces from Albert Thurston. I would be proud to make you Official Tailor to Kitchen Stadium.
Are you the real
Kaga, from Iron Chef? I don't mean to offend you, it's just that we've had people pretend to be other famous people in the past. If you are, welcome, and it's an honor to have you in our presence.