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post #31 of 108
So you guys don't like ice and strawberry as the prelude? I find most of the fun is in the middle and the beginning, and a good beginning makes the middle part that much better. If she doesn't fool around before you guys get to business, that means that

1. She is a hurry to go somewhere
2. You paid her

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Originally Posted by FLMountainMan View Post
427 cobra, right? Anyway, if you are into casual sex, hell yeah, have sex with her. It will be fun for both of you and older women don't mess around in the bedroom. They've seen it all and there are much less games to be played. Enjoy yourself.
post #32 of 108
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Originally Posted by Coho View Post
So you guys don't like ice and strawberry as the prelude? I find most of the fun is in the middle and the beginning, and a good beginning makes the middle part that much better. If she doesn't fool around before you guys get to business, that means that

1. She is a hurry to go somewhere
2. You paid her

You make it sound rather cheap and tawdry. Like it's a bad thing.
post #33 of 108
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Originally Posted by jonglover View Post
Well, this is rural Virginia.
Where?

And yes, fuck her.
post #34 of 108
Dude tear her a fucking new one, no question. If you and the kid were still close or if you even liked him it would be different.
By the way you allready know the answer you want, thats why you posted here knowing full well we'd all say "fuck that bitch raw".
Have fun and learn a thing or two.
post #35 of 108
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Originally Posted by Coho View Post
So you guys don't like ice and strawberry as the prelude? I find most of the fun is in the middle and the beginning, and a good beginning makes the middle part that much better. If she doesn't fool around before you guys get to business, that means that

1. She is a hurry to go somewhere
2. You paid her

I meant the psychological games, not the actual foreplay. But if you like the psychological games than knock yourself out.
post #36 of 108
There's a reason The Graduate is such a great movie. It speaks to one of modern American man's most enticing fantasies. Bang her 'till she faints, my man.
post #37 of 108
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Originally Posted by iammatt View Post
Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.

For shame! jonglover, I'm surprised at you!

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Originally Posted by iammatt View Post
Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.

If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever.

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You homo.
post #38 of 108
"MATT! IF YOU DONT FUCK HER, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL MYSELF!" do it
post #39 of 108
It sounds like your old buddy wants to reestablish your friendship..this would be the ultimate betrayal..and he will almost certainly come after you. It's textbook US murder scenario - victim knew killer, involved sex.. Not to mention this woman has much more sexual experience than you do..there will be a lot of pressure to perform and please this sexpot...she's used to professional ball players..











But then again you'd be crazy not to go for it. Haha I'm just helping your brain outwit your penis.
post #40 of 108
jonglover, it's time to step up your game. Forget about your friend's mother...if you really want something to brag about, you gotta sleep with your OWN mother.
post #41 of 108
Or the person in Teh Conneboi's avatar.

JB
post #42 of 108
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Should I just stop being a pussy and have at it?

Yes - and as they say, this thread is worthless without pictures.
post #43 of 108
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Originally Posted by ratboycom View Post
"MATT! IF YOU DONT FUCK HER, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL MYSELF!"

post #44 of 108
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by limping_decorum View Post
Where?

And yes, fuck her.

The "hunt country" area.

A couple things: I do not have any pictures to share. I guess I could try and forage for a Facebook or MySpace account, to see if "the guy" has posted any pictures of him and his mother, but I can only see that leading to destruction. I am not an awkward, ridiculous virgin. On a scale from Conne to Joe Namath, I'd say I'd rank at about edmorel. I have plenty of experience, just not in this situation. I am not concerned about any friendship this guy and I might have developed, just that he not find out. But, I guess I shouldn't care either way.

Anyway, I've decided I'm going for it. Going to give her a call, head over there tomorrow evening and hopefully her vag doesn't smell like mothballs or rich, chocolaty Ovaltine. Wish me luck.
post #45 of 108
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On a scale from Conne to Joe Namath, I'd say I'd rank at about edmorel.
The bottom of the scale is in fact "imageWIS."
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