Ok here is goes... Three guys die basically at the sametime only to find themselves at the gates of Heaven, where St. Peter is standing outside. He walks over to them with a distraught look on his face and announces. "Unfortunately, Heaven is near its capacity at the moment and therefore I can only let one of you guys in." The guys look at St. Peter and then at the guy standing next to them and ask. "Well, how are you going to determine which one of us gets to get in?" "Here's the deal," says Peter, "I'll let in the guy that has died in the worst way. Lets start with you." As St. Pete points to a guy in a biking suit. "So there I was riding my new exercise bike on the balcony of my condo and all of the sudden one of the springs pops and sends me flying off the balcony. Next thing I know I'm falling but manage somehow to grab hold of the balcony some three stories down from me. As I'm holding on screaming for help a man in a suit comes to the balcony, and steps on my hands. Naturally I fall to the ground but figure I've only broken a couple of bones in the process. Next thing I know, I look up and a fridge is making its way toward me. Before I can hobble out of the way it hits me and I die." "God, how awful," proclaims St. Pete, "that story is going to be hard to top. Sir, how about you?" As St. Pete points to a man in a suit. "Well I'll tell you what happened. So I decide to surprise my wife and come home early. As I enter the house I hear quite a commotion in the bedroom, she's screwing another GUY... So I make some noise and I hear someone scuttle around heading for the balcony. I follow, only to find the bastard hanging from the balcony screaming at my wife for her to help. Hit by a sudden blind rage I stomp on his hands and watch as he spirals to the ground. As he hits I notice that he is still alive, not having any of that I walk into the kitchen, pick up the fridge and hoist it over my head. As I begin to throw it down I loose my balance and drop 5 stories to my death." "Holy smokes," exclaims Peter, "I think we have a winner. Congrats, your in." "Um excuse me, excuse me," murmurs a man shivering naked, "don't I get to tell my story." "Well, sure go ahead, but I don't have all day." "Come closer please." As the naked man motions to St. Pete "Ok, what is it?" "So I'm in this refrigerator...."