so this guy, he hasnt been laid in a while, starts to consider his options. He had heard of a house-of-ill-repute in the neighbourhood, and one night just figured 'what the hell, give it a shot'. So he heads over, walks in, and is greeted by a gorgeous hooker who takes him out the back. He says 'I'm a little nervous...how about I just get a handjob'. Hooker says 'that's fine honey, I charge $500 for handjobs.' '$500? WTF? I can do that myself for free!' Hooker walks him over to the window, opens the curtains and points at a gas station just downstairs. "See that gas station? I own it. I bought it with money from my handjobs...." Dude figures that if she can buy a whole gas station with her wristwork, then it must be worth a shot. In he goes, and she doesnt disappoint. Best.Handjob.Ever. Couldnt have done better himself if he had three hands...and gladly pays up the $500. All week he cant stop thinking about it...cant match it himself...figures 'I gotta get some more of this'. Back to the knockshop..."this time I would like to try a blowjob"..."sure honey, but I charge $1500 for the mouthwork"...once again he objects to the price tag, and this time she leads him to another window, points outside to a boutique hotel across the street. "See that hotel? I own it. I bought it with money from my blowjobs...." He thinks back to the week before and the handjob and figures 'yup, she was right'...down she goes, and once again, does not disappoint. Best.Blowjob.Ever. Pays up, and is leaving, and then turns around and says 'no way, Ive gotta fuck you...I dont care what it costs, but after the handjob and the blowjob, Ive gotta feel this pussy'. She laughs, takes him over to the other window, points to a group of huge casinos on the skyline and says 'honey, if I had a pussy, Id own those casinos'
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1/18/08 at 9:46am