I hope it's been reinforced with enough alarm. But in case not -- those are a hideous abomination of shoes. They are bowling shoes whose dna get too friendly with a pair of Dr. Scholl's. Chelsea boots, good, yes. But many hepcats are getting quite hip with those, so you see a lot of them out there. On schlubs. So you're back to what the hey do you put on your feet. Allow me to suggest something different: logger boots. These are some badass things to put on. They clomp. They have presence. They tell men to be ashamed of their girlyfeet. They tell women ... I dunno, they say something manly to them. Yeah, yeah, a loss for words, that's MANLY.